I don’t know why. It was just one of those things – I’m sure it’s happened to you. Something weird, totally unnecessary, gets in your craw and you can’t think of anything else until you finally go out and make it your own. Every once in awhile, I get like this over some object, research … Continue reading
So…..ummmmmm… did anyone bother to tell Team Canada that I have HEART Issues…….. Dearest Men, if you need inspiration or directions to the podium, yes I understand how difficult it is for men to ask for directions …… but suck it up and watch the women’s game…….. that’s all you have to do….. bonus points … Continue reading
I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have … Continue reading
I have been stuck more times than I care to remember, every vein has it’s own HOV lane now… I used to be the guy who went white at the thought of needles, my silver lining… heroin addiction was out of the question. Blood and more specifically, the removing of it from my body was … Continue reading
Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We’ve all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I’m talking, of course, about Ginger kids. Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair, and … Continue reading
Never, ever, ever been a fan of the Magic that is – Ice Dancing – but, sitting here, right now, the Canadians have just posted a monster score and look poised to win the Gold, with only the Russians to go…..Russian dude keeps doing his lifts, grabbing her by the belt and swinging her around … Continue reading
So I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’ve all seen the commercials where you are invited to gather up all the excess gold you’ve got lying around, drop it into an envelope and send it to them for real cash money dollars. Athletes who win gold at the Olympics will have an incentive to skip … Continue reading
10. Every since I can remember, I have been mistaken for Shaft. 9. The whole wearing your pants low and showing your underwear phenomena was created by me, accidentally, during a belt malfunction at Superbowl 29. (Coincidentally, also involving Justin Timberlake) 8. During childhood, while playing with a chemistry set, play-doh, corn and a “secret” … Continue reading
You know, if I were smarter, liked school more, understood chemistry, biology, physiology etc etc….. I would have been a brain surgeon….. stop laughing…. I have skills. A neurosurgeon studies for an absolute minimum of 14 years before being legally qualified to poke inside someone’s head. But even after four years pre-med, four years MD … Continue reading
Ok, so… I realize I am playing with fire here…. people get absolutely, positively, downright hostile whenever you delve too deeply into their relationship with their pets. Last night, another in my long line of sleepless nights, I happened upon the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. It isn’t on Home & Garden or the Family … Continue reading
