How can I simultaneously hate and love something so much……..I double dog dare you to watch at least the first minute of each of these videos….
Welcome to the fascinating world of K-Pop or Korean Pop….. HELL yea, now you’re hooked too…. it will wrap its hook shaped barbs deep into your psyche like new vanilla almond crack – you want to look away, you know you should look away… but you can’t. Their excessive use of auto-tune, the costumes, their eyes….The next thing you know you are selling your blood, and making initial enquiries on the net regarding “unchaperoned” weekends with your kids to the highest bidder – all so you can buy the latest CD’s & merchandise, you stop sleeping, in case you miss some new tidbit of information about the ladies… you consider taking korean lessons and check the Canadian forces website to see if we still have any peacekeepers stationed there and if there is an age limit for joining…. you’ve sold all the blood you safely can, so now what… well since you have so little blood left – there is less for the body to clean, start checking out liver organ donation websites… how much does a human liver go for… about 200K… ok good, good…. what about children’s’ organs…. must get to Korea….. briefly consider emigrating to North Korea and then sneaking into the south… discard that option… damn the luck, despite M.A.S.H. still being on TV, turns out the Korea war ended years ago…. why the hell do we have the Jersey Shore gang as role models for our young adults, and Korea has these shining examples of all that is good and holy on this planet earth… hang on for one minute, gotta go do something…………………. oh sweet jesus flavoured popsicles, does it ever hurt to have your liver taken out, why did nooone tell me… someone, anyone turn off the K-Pop, stop streaming 2NE1, it’s pronounced Twenty-One you boob… it’s too much…. I’m losing me…. I’m…. 내가 한국했지만 지금은뿐만 아니라 그것이 현실이하지만 신장을 잃었어 …달라고
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