Nothing fancy or clever, nothing uproariously funny about my 2011 resolutions, nothing outrageous, nothing scary, nothing dangerous, nothing smart, nothing dumb, nothing reflective or wise, nothing worth repeating….. I’m just happy to see this most difficult year…. end. I just want 2010 gone. To quote Al Capone in the Untouchables; I want you to get … Continue reading
Warning: Todays Post is Exceptionally Graphic and should be avoided by those weak of stomach BUT there is a Christmas tie-in…proceed at your own risk… I warned you… So, these two cannibals are eating a clown, and one says to the other, “does this taste funny to you”? ….. We don’t often have conversations about cannibalism. … Continue reading
A number of years back there was a motivational speaker by the name of Susan Powter, perhaps you remember the shock of spiky white hair? . She had a catch phrase, “Stop the Insanity” and to you, now… I make this pledge – I will to the best of my ability “Stop the Insanity” of … Continue reading
We.., that’s it, after years and years of collecting, with the passing of this Christmas – I’ve finally managed to complete my “Salute to Destitute Children of the World” Hummel Figurines. They are incredibly life-like, the craftsmanship is astonishing – you can almost hear their bellies crying out in hunger…. . How did I ever … Continue reading
Merry Christmas Everyone! May Santa bring you everything you’ve asked for… Thank You very much to each and every single one of you for spending some time with me this past year, I wish I could say it’s been fun… but it just plain hasn’t! It’s been a rough year to say the least, onward … Continue reading
Well, here it is Christmas Eve, Eve… I’m a big fan of christmas.. BIG – I love the whole shooting match. Actually funny I should use the word shooting, I’m sorry you have to hear this from me, especially now but, well, you need to know and so you shall…. It goes without saying this … Continue reading
Just a little treat with Jesus’s birthday right around the corner….. May I jut say how utterly I detest Jay Leno….. There are tons of these on utube, and yes I’m sure they only leave in the ones where people answer ridiculously, rather than correctly but wow, they walk among us… I can only hope … Continue reading
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby, and with that we all laughed and drank enough beer to wash away our pain, and inflict permanent liver damage. So began another Christmas I was destined to spend in Australia… I had just opened an online sheep dating service and Kangaroo husbandry agency as an elaborate cover for … Continue reading
I wouldn’t call myself racist, I don’t harbour any prejudice and I’ve always believed in giving others a chance until they give me a reason not too… which is why I freaking hate elves so much. From their stupid little pointed nose down to their stupid pointed shoes, they make me physically sick. The thought … Continue reading
A few days ago I joked about what you all can get me for Christmas.Then I made with the har-dee-hars by going on about the elaborate gifts that were flooding my way…. but it wasn’t true – no one offered me a boat or car or trip. I’ve been thinking, and well, there really is … Continue reading
