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Archive for January 2011

Passionately Popping Pounds of Pills & Redemption

So, ummm here’s the deal. I’m only going to be able to post very minimal posts for a couple of days….. Charlie Sheen called…. he needs me…. . Total Train wreck…. Have a Great Day About these ads

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Albert Einstein and Hooters

Ok, admittedly yesterdays photos were a bit tough to take. So in a gesture of good faith and gentle mollycoddling for all of you, and because I’m in a pretty good mood, I’m writing this while watching Saturday Night Live and the first good sketch in quite a while that made me laugh, heartily and … Continue reading »

Hey, I don’t think it’s Supposed to Bend Like That!

Now, look here – I certainly don’t want anyone to accuse me of taking the easy way out – but today I’m going to post a bunch of photos. What be the common thread that holds them together, simply this, they’re photos of people more miserable than me, no easy feat… I would never wish … Continue reading »

Why can’t I just be left alone to love my Tiger?

I want to talk to you about something that inspires me, that drives me, and that has inspired me. And that thing is Excellence. Because in spite of what you’ve heard, Excellence matters. I want you to point your finger and thumb like it’s a gun. This will be your Excellence Gun. Point this at … Continue reading »

Why Doesn’t Canadian Tire sell New Hearts?

A- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha, breath hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahah…. Well the universe sure is testing me… Saw the cardiologist and basically what he said, now keep in mind he isn’t the cardiac surgeon he is the electro-physiologist, both heart doctors – different areas, anyways he says – “well I think the time has come for us to start … Continue reading »

I Certainly Hope you Don’t Expect Me to Go ON…..

I’m….. I’m sorry –  - I …. I just can’t …. I couldn’t possibly write a post tonight – I just found out, Oprah has a sister, THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT! It’s too much, how can I justify wallowing in self-pity when poor Oprah.. that brave woman, she just… well it doesn’t… there are … Continue reading »

Christopher Columbus, Wrinkles & Addiction

So, turns out I have another “disorder” but this one is clearly genetic. It’s a forceful, pulsing, driving – insatiable yearning to iron. As in clothes. No mystery there, anyone who knows my mom, knows she has, I would actually yes, call it an addiction to ironing. I wouldn’t go so far as to put … Continue reading »

I see stress as Lady Macbeth saw blood….

I’ve never been what you’d call particularly New Age-ish type person. Oh sure we’ve all had those awkward teen years when we worshipped Satan but other than that, I’m surprisingly white-bread. Who cares? Well, allow me to elaborate. I’ve come off a ridiculously stressful year, after a couple of stupendously stressful years. Life threatening illness … Continue reading »

Giving Selflessly of Myself… Again

I don’t have much to say tonight, I think what I’ll do is just turn in early…. I usually wake up pretty early on sunday mornings. Not because I want to, it’s because I have to – the food isn’t just going to make itself for all the orphans I feed at all the city … Continue reading »

Sad, but True…

Here’s what I spent most of today wondering… …why are all the telescopes looking for intelligent life in the universe, pointed away from earth? No further explanation needed. . Have a Great Day

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