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Archive for February 2011

Seductive Plastic – The Sequel

Single white male, easy-going, ridiculously good-looking, charming & witty, seeks same for long walks on the beach to discuss and admire his new Barbie obsession… please respond to this post and tell me a bit about yourself and why I should choose you. Then visit yesterday’s post and marvel at the Barbie in question. If … Continue reading »

Like the Lambada, this too is Forbidden…

Appreciating the preciousness of human life, based on the understanding of one’s body constantly changing, ageing, moving toward death since birth and the uncertainty of life helps us appreciate life and prepare for death. It is natural for one’s body to decay especially when accelerated by disease processes. In the final stage when life-sustaining systems … Continue reading »

Hey – You Got Peanut Butter in my Twitty…

I’m doing something I’ve never done before, handing off tonight’s post writing to our special guest star – now folks I want you to give him a real warm – Sex, Drugs & CTScans welcome… Ladies and Gentlemen Mr. Conway Twitty; Hey Louisiana woman Mississippi man We get together every time we can The Mississippi … Continue reading »

Gold Bullion, Buick Skylarks & Ponzi Schemes

Well it appears that things are settling down somewhat… it’s almost gone too far in the other direction now… here, let me explain. These mile-wide swings are so incredibly frustrating. I spent a couple of days with my flutter and fib alternating between 180 and 260 beats a minute. Imagine sprinting up the Matterhorn, carrying … Continue reading »

Yea, I’m A Baby, so what of it?

I’m sorry for not posting… some days are worse than others… this, is one of those times. Heart is not playing nice. Not feeling well – at all. Again apologies… I’ll be back when it mellows out or if it stops, I won’t. Just kidding. In general, I’m not too too happy right now. . … Continue reading »

A Book? Yeah, I’ve Heard of those…

So I found this pretty interesting, I had know what the actual process was for a long time, but to be able to see it – in action, that was a treat. The computer has utterly revolutionized the entire publishing world, if I were so inclined I could walk over to one of my computers … Continue reading »

Blood, Mouth Breathing & Women’s Underwear

I just finished watching Dateline NBC – yea I know, I’ve been watching a bunch of TV, not really able to do too much else. It was all about that Colonel at Trenton Air Force base in Ontario who just happened to also be a serial rapist, serial killer and serial stealer and wearer of … Continue reading »

Tadpoles, Frogs & Cincinnati

I don’t know how many aliens I could fight with my bare hands before I was overcome. Really, no idea… But at the risk of sounding overly ambitious I bet it would be quite a few and you know what they say about ambition “Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The … Continue reading »

Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers…

Aloha Y’all, I’m sorry for not being able to post yesterday. I thought I saw Osama Bin Laden at the mall and gave chase…  turned out it was just some old greek lady with a fantastic beard. I felt kind of stupid after hiding in the bushes all night watching her house to see if … Continue reading »

Having the Courage to Admit you Have a Problem

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and … Continue reading »

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