I’m in need of a bit of light lifting for tonight’s post. I’m tired, still can’t get the bloody smell off and am jazzed about Russel Brand on SNL…. please don’t be bad…. Anyways so here’s what I came up with…. I’m on the board of directors for a number of very important secret, government-run … Continue reading
OK, I’m back…. mission accomplished. Egypt is under control. Egyptians, you are welcome. Now look here I’m a pretty confident fellow but sometimes I amaze even myself. I mean seriously, it was even more successful that I had expected – In country for just over 44 minutes and the president resigns. Even after weeks of … Continue reading
Back when our parents were kids in the 1800′s – I think they had more opportunity to serve their country. World wars, international conflicts, there were plenty of chances where they found themselves put in a position where they could legitimately say, I will, I will do it for my country – whatever “it” may … Continue reading
Regular readers will be well aware of the phenomenally hard road I’ve had to hoe. I can easily say with no word of a lie or exaggeration of any kind that since the very dawn of time, not a single creature has ever had to endure the hardships, mental anguish and general Herculean miasma (a … Continue reading
To the executives of Shopper’s Drug Mart, Listen up you clever sons of bitches, I know what you’re up to. I know your strategy, I’m hip to your game plan. I’m not stupid and after visiting one of your locations today, I’m going to expose you for the sneaky weasels you really are. This afternoon … Continue reading
Today will be a bit of an experiment in the use of technology, sort of a – state of the technological union – address. On my laptop I have a speech recognition program I’ve never used it, and I thought it would be fun to give it a try, I am fingerly challenged when it … Continue reading
Well, apologies for not writing anything Saturday night, but this weekend – on top of everything else – my oldest daughter turned 16. So yes, I am officially old. You’re right, having dinner and celebrating didn’t take all night I still had time to go ahead and post a little something – and here’s the … Continue reading
You couldn’t possibly know the terrible comforting warmth that descends upon you in those few, haunting, silent minutes after the shooting has ended. The spree and your fury spent, the odd coppery smell of blood mixed with tear gas and gun powder residue hangs heavy in the air. At first I want to say its … Continue reading
I wish I felt this well…… . I feel stupendously bad, hence the no posts, I’m sorry – I hate not writting anything… I’ve been busy sawing off the end and loading my “Shotgun of Medical Justice” and I will fill you in on all that has been happening…. including both my Cardiologist visits… but … Continue reading
