You know – for the most part this post was started for me. To vent. To release. To spout off. My mental rumpus room…. Why did I say that? I’ve always hated that term. Rumpus Room, I always wanted to punch my friends moms who said Rumpus Room – you know what it means, I … Continue reading
Part of the problem I’m fighting now is the boredom and utter lack of ambition, motivation, determination and numerous other words ending in “tion”. There’s been an overwhelming feeling of despair – frustration – whatever you want to call it. Part of the reason these posts have gone so sporadic – it’s just really really … Continue reading
I found a website and I plan on using the crap out of it. It had a listing of 50 questions you should ask yourself before you die. OH, now that is a topic rich for mining some future blog posts. Today’s is pretty interesting, as I hope all will be - but this one … Continue reading
I hope that by relating the story of poor Jean Lucille below, it will help calm the hysteria of the North American East Coast readers who were so devastated by the recent catastrophic earthquake. Our thoughts are with you and the dozens upon dozens of broken tea cups… In 1982, a mentally handicapped woman named Jean … Continue reading
What kind of MONSTER would even dream about punching a tiny, defenseless kitten in the face? Well, you’re in luck, because I’m going to tell you exactly what kind of person would punch a kitten in the face, none of this open-hand “woman correcting” nonsense – I’m talking closed fist, feet shoulder width apart, pivot … Continue reading
It’s wrong to want to punch a kitten in the face, right? I mean over and above the moral implications, in all likelihood I would punch him hard enough to explode his molecules…. I’ll tell you why tomorrow. Have a Great Day
OK… so I fibbed to you.. that wasn’t really me in the music picture from yesterday. The more I thought about it, the more I realized the primary reason I couldn’t be the new Wayne Newton is because – I don’t want to be. I mean, who’s kidding who – I would rock that head … Continue reading
You have no idea how incredibly long the days can be when you have nothing to do. Repetitive, boring, uneventful, dripping with a thick, choking gravy of monotony. So I began searching for a hobby – something that one could easily pick up and relatively simply – master it. I don’t do very well with … Continue reading
All-righty then, let’s open the dam on the old medical fountain of information… The problem with not posting for a while is that I forget what I last told y’all. I can’t be expected to go back over the drivel I write, it’s bad enough having to endure it once, never mind having to read … Continue reading
So. Let’s you and me have a little talk. Don’t worry there’s plenty of time to catch you up on the medical goings-on, and we will. But first and perhaps more importantly… it may be the single most important thing I want you to take from all these writings. I can’t stress enough how much … Continue reading
