Reasons that Justify Axe Murders
Well, here we stand on the precipice of another Hallowistmas… I say that because if an alien were to land on earth at just this moment or to be more precise a month… Continue reading
Monthly Archive: October, 2011
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Made you Look….
This is the thought I want to leave with you for today…. . I felt guilty for not posting for a few days…. damn you all, the pressure is unendurable…. I’m not your… Continue reading
3 out of 4 Doctors Recommend Me…
OK look, normally you’d expect a hilarious song and dance telling you about the doctors calls and resulting information I promised you yesterday. There’d be dancing ponies and showgirls, meat platters surrounding pumpkin… Continue reading
Some Words on Your Screen…
Out of the Blue, two of my Doctors called me today. I will write a juicy tell-all tomorrow, who shot who, who’s cheating on who, who’s embezzling funds from their company, who… oh… Continue reading
Yet Another Good Reason I Don’t Own a Gun…
Sometimes, things elude me, such as the following; This story has been gaining some traction and I expect it will only get bigger – Last week, a two-year-old girl wandering in a street market… Continue reading
Naturally, The Russian Judge Gives a Low Score
Is it possible for a kitten to have Down’s Syndrome? What about some kind of profound autism? Perhaps I’m reading this all wrong, maybe he’s some kind of Savant. How would I know?… Continue reading
I was almost Rich!
You should know I almost won the Lotto Max Jackpot of $50 million dollars this past Friday, I just missed it by 6 numbers. I’m still shaking, when they called out that first… Continue reading
Maverick Move Makes Mountain out of Molehill…
Variety is the Spice of Life, we must all grow and advance in order to survive and continue to move towards being the very best we can be in each and every situation.… Continue reading
Rethinking Turkey and the Chamber of Secrets!
Since I was a wee lad, in the wilds of the Yucatan – I’ve loved Thanksgiving. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of spending a week tracking the monstrous Yucanese Wild Turkey or… Continue reading
Where did it All Go Wrong?
Are you kidding me? . . . I’m not sure why… but these make me angry. Have a Great Day.