I’m a fixing to say something….
By way of helping you all to stay current – I will occasionally try and “hip” you all up by introducing some new words into your vocabulary.
There will be no test however I encourage you to try using them in sentences throughout your daily conversations, and when you do I ask nothing more than a small royalty. Now, on to today’s lesson;
Smellucination - To ‘smellucinate’ – to imagine a smell that isn’t actually there, as if to ‘hallucinate’.
To experience a ‘smellucination’.
Used in a sentence – “Did someone fart in this elevator or am I smellucinating?”
Yellow Carded – When a person does not wash their hands after urinating, they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in certain sports.
Used in a sentence – “Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn’t wash after whizzing”
Splenda Daddy - A man who strives to be a sugar daddy, but just doesn’t have the funds to pull it off.
Used in a sentence – “She was all excited to have finally landed a Sugar Daddy, until he rolled up in his 97′ Accord and she realized she had actually landed a Splenda Daddy instead.”
Today last word is Kardash - A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian’s highly-publicized wedding only lasted for 72 days. It’s listed as one of the up and coming words of 2012.
Used in a sentence – “I’ll see you in a kardash!!”
Ok well I hope I’ve helped you become a teeny bit hipper, Have a Great Day.