Hey, Guess What? Turns out this thing on my desk is a com – put – er and the other thing with the funny shapes and book learnin’ numbers is a key – board, the purpose of this key – board is such that when I hit the letter squares in certain patterns ( a … Continue reading
“They” say it isn’t healthy to let things fester… “They” maintain it does a person no good to sit in a blackened room and stew, plotting the revenge and mayhem you will rain down upon all the moral degenerates who make it their sole daily purpose to annoy me at every turn. “They” create ridiculous … Continue reading
exactly how many times can I say I am trying to come back and get some regular posts on this blog before you all scream bullshit and have me publicly flogged. would it be more or less than the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Before we … Continue reading
I’m a fixing to say something…. By way of helping you all to stay current – I will occasionally try and “hip” you all up by introducing some new words into your vocabulary. There will be no test however I encourage you to try using them in sentences throughout your daily conversations, and when you … Continue reading
Just where they hell do these Mayans get off predicting the end of the world in December? Who died and made them the amazing Kreskin? Their own civilization vanished 1500 years ago and now everyone is freaking out because we found some of their stone ipads and it had earth’s expiry date written on it… Where … Continue reading
I’m pumping up the tires, lubing up the chain, tightening the brakes, adjusting the seat, cleaning the streamers and putting new clothes pegs on the playing cards attached to the back wheel. In other words, I’m gonna try rolling this bike out into the world again and see if it’s true what they say about … Continue reading
Been a while, how are you? You look good, have you lost weight? New haircut? Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit… I hesitate to say I’m back because jesus, mary & joseph didn’t I hear about saying I was back a month ago, then dropping away… Here’s what’s been running through my mind – … Continue reading
Well, it’s been 14 days since my last post – you know the one right after I vowed to write a post every single day of 2012. Allow me to explain – personally, I think it’s a character flaw… “wait” I can hear you yelling at your screen, “but, you’re just about the most perfect … Continue reading
Around 1900, America started to have frequent polio epidemics. Starting in 1916, they happened every summer, which came to be called “polio season”. Over the years, they got worse. In 1951, thousands of children died, and tens of thousands were crippled. The level of fear can be seen from a booklet called Polio Pointers for 1951. Along with practical … Continue reading
Clearly, I’ve already failed miserably at the one resolution I made to try and post once a day for every single day of this year. Despite the whole Mayan end of the world clap-trap. Having failed so well, and so early means that things can only go up from here… How’s that for a glass … Continue reading
