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News Flash

Clearly, I’ve already failed miserably at the one resolution I made to try and post once a day for every single day of this year. Despite the whole Mayan end of the world clap-trap. Having failed so well, and so early means that things can only go up from here… How’s that for a glass … Continue reading »

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If I Don’t Get Better Soon, all the Good Hobbies will be Gone

I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I’ve said I can count something on the fingers of one hand. One of the greatest regrets and I’m sure a great source of my current consternation is just how limiting this whole situation has been. It’s going on 5 and a … Continue reading »

Naturally, The Russian Judge Gives a Low Score

Is it possible for a kitten to have Down’s Syndrome? What about some kind of profound autism? Perhaps I’m reading this all wrong, maybe he’s some kind of Savant. How would I know? How would I even be able to discover if he were some kind of Feline Rainman? Here you be the judge, maybe … Continue reading »

Where did it All Go Wrong?

Are you kidding me? . . . I’m not sure why… but these make me angry. Have a Great Day.

Life, Death & A Kitchen Design Tip

Hello 9/11 Survivors, Ok so, I have buckets to tell you but not tonight – it’s soooo late and I’m sooo tired. I had a bunch of tests today, including a big echo test – also saw the cardiac surgeon – then, God’s honest truth, I saved a man’s life – but he died anyway. … Continue reading »

“Won’t Bind Your Legs”

Sorry I haven’t posted for a couple of days, after we went back to school shopping for the kids, I figured I could probably use some new pants as well… what do you think? . Yea, that’s what I thought – you go ahead and keep your comments to yourself before I roundhouse kick you … Continue reading »

Kindergarten, Totem Poles & Migrant Workers

Well, no doubt you’re aware I spent this labour day as I’ve spent every labour day since I was 5 – the year I entered Kindergarten….. conflicted. As a little tyke, I was very active in helping unify the Teamsters in their fight against the tyranny of management, busting heads and pounding scabs. From there, … Continue reading »

Slooooowly my brain leaks out my ears….

Part of the problem I’m fighting now is the boredom and utter lack of ambition, motivation, determination and numerous other words ending in “tion”. There’s been an overwhelming feeling of despair – frustration – whatever you want to call it. Part of the reason these posts have gone so sporadic – it’s just really really … Continue reading »

Rattlesnakes, Monkeys & Massive Head Trauma

Hello, my goodness don’t you all look so wonderful today – doing something new with your hair? Maybe you finally get that one hinky tooth sticking out of your mouth like an olympic javelin fixed? You know, behind your back everyone calls you sabre tooth. I’m sorry that was mean. There was really no reason for … Continue reading »

Is Bobby Orr Injured?

I can’t understand why they refuse to play him… It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. … Continue reading »

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