I’m a fixing to say something…. By way of helping you all to stay current – I will occasionally try and “hip” you all up by introducing some new words into your vocabulary. There will be no test however I encourage you to try using them in sentences throughout your daily conversations, and when you … Continue reading
Well, here we stand on the precipice of another Hallowistmas… I say that because if an alien were to land on earth at just this moment or to be more precise a month ago and had that alien been unfortunate enough to stumble into a mall, he would (I apologize for assuming it would be … Continue reading
Out of the Blue, two of my Doctors called me today. I will write a juicy tell-all tomorrow, who shot who, who’s cheating on who, who’s embezzling funds from their company, who… oh wait… That’s the spanish language soap opera I watch every day on Telemundo. So, go ahead and forget I wrote that, but … Continue reading
Welcome to this latest edition of Random Theatre – it’s been ever so long since our last episode, today I’ve chosen a charming passage that recalls all the old world charm and grace of a bygone era. Let’s begin, shall we; “In the following autumn the woodcock were very plentiful, and as my gout had … Continue reading
I found a website and I plan on using the crap out of it. It had a listing of 50 questions you should ask yourself before you die. OH, now that is a topic rich for mining some future blog posts. Today’s is pretty interesting, as I hope all will be - but this one … Continue reading
You have no idea how incredibly long the days can be when you have nothing to do. Repetitive, boring, uneventful, dripping with a thick, choking gravy of monotony. So I began searching for a hobby – something that one could easily pick up and relatively simply – master it. I don’t do very well with … Continue reading
One thing I’ve always avoided doing with this post is delving too deeply into my dreams. Let me be clear, I’m not talking about goals & aspirations – but actual dreams. There’s a reason, and to be honest, it’s because I just don’t feel you’re ready for them. Lord knows I’ve tried my best to … Continue reading
Clearly, the Canucks are gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I tried to urge them on to victory with the brunette, then the blond, then the asian…. they couldn’t possibly have wanted to see a ginger could they? Perhaps, they are really into older women, then perhaps a white or blue haired woman … Continue reading
You know, there are a great many things that happen in this world that regular people just never seem to witness first hand. Well, that’s where I come in… I feel it’s important to introduce those of you who are particularly sheltered, to alert you to the fact that, just outside your comfort zone – … Continue reading
I spent some time figuring out the worlds problems, you tend to do that when you are sitting around concentrating on breathing…. Well Ok maybe you don’t, but I do. Of course that makes sense, none of you have the resources I have, the international luminaries hanging on my every word, the hotlines to influential … Continue reading
