Well, here we stand on the precipice of another Hallowistmas… I say that because if an alien were to land on earth at just this moment or to be more precise a month ago and had that alien been unfortunate enough to stumble into a mall, he would (I apologize for assuming it would be … Continue reading
Out of the Blue, two of my Doctors called me today. I will write a juicy tell-all tomorrow, who shot who, who’s cheating on who, who’s embezzling funds from their company, who… oh wait… That’s the spanish language soap opera I watch every day on Telemundo. So, go ahead and forget I wrote that, but … Continue reading
Welcome to this latest edition of Random Theatre – it’s been ever so long since our last episode, today I’ve chosen a charming passage that recalls all the old world charm and grace of a bygone era. Let’s begin, shall we; “In the following autumn the woodcock were very plentiful, and as my gout had … Continue reading
I found a website and I plan on using the crap out of it. It had a listing of 50 questions you should ask yourself before you die. OH, now that is a topic rich for mining some future blog posts. Today’s is pretty interesting, as I hope all will be - but this one … Continue reading
You have no idea how incredibly long the days can be when you have nothing to do. Repetitive, boring, uneventful, dripping with a thick, choking gravy of monotony. So I began searching for a hobby – something that one could easily pick up and relatively simply – master it. I don’t do very well with … Continue reading
One thing I’ve always avoided doing with this post is delving too deeply into my dreams. Let me be clear, I’m not talking about goals & aspirations – but actual dreams. There’s a reason, and to be honest, it’s because I just don’t feel you’re ready for them. Lord knows I’ve tried my best to … Continue reading
Clearly, the Canucks are gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I tried to urge them on to victory with the brunette, then the blond, then the asian…. they couldn’t possibly have wanted to see a ginger could they? Perhaps, they are really into older women, then perhaps a white or blue haired woman … Continue reading
You know, there are a great many things that happen in this world that regular people just never seem to witness first hand. Well, that’s where I come in… I feel it’s important to introduce those of you who are particularly sheltered, to alert you to the fact that, just outside your comfort zone – … Continue reading
I spent some time figuring out the worlds problems, you tend to do that when you are sitting around concentrating on breathing…. Well Ok maybe you don’t, but I do. Of course that makes sense, none of you have the resources I have, the international luminaries hanging on my every word, the hotlines to influential … Continue reading
Appreciating the preciousness of human life, based on the understanding of one’s body constantly changing, ageing, moving toward death since birth and the uncertainty of life helps us appreciate life and prepare for death. It is natural for one’s body to decay especially when accelerated by disease processes. In the final stage when life-sustaining systems … Continue reading
