Well, did you watch yesterdays movie clip….. have you recovered yet. Yes – clearly it was too much way, way, way, too much, but it was also fun. Tons of fun, the kind of fun you can only experience drunk in Mexico, waking up in a bathtub full of Ice, missing your kidney, with some … Continue reading
I’m….. I’m sorry – - I …. I just can’t …. I couldn’t possibly write a post tonight – I just found out, Oprah has a sister, THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT! It’s too much, how can I justify wallowing in self-pity when poor Oprah.. that brave woman, she just… well it doesn’t… there are … Continue reading
Greetings & Salutations to one and all…. It’s me, Rooster – just kidding. Ok look, tonight is going to be short and sweet – 1st day back at work tomorrow, 1st day in 13 months and 5 days to be exact. That is a mother-sweet-ass length of time. Anyways, I need to go thru my … Continue reading
We.., that’s it, after years and years of collecting, with the passing of this Christmas – I’ve finally managed to complete my “Salute to Destitute Children of the World” Hummel Figurines. They are incredibly life-like, the craftsmanship is astonishing – you can almost hear their bellies crying out in hunger…. . How did I ever … Continue reading
Christmas Memo; From: Head Office Attn: All Managers and above.. The following will be the only legitimate reasons or excuses accepted for the canceling of Christmas…. . . . . . . . . . . Thank you for your co-operation from the Executive Committee, and Happy Holidays from all the creepy Santa’s out there… … Continue reading
Well, I know you are expecting day three of my crusade to disprove the Seven Deadly Sins but, I have three Cardinals, two Bishops, an Arch-Deacon and some guy calling himself the Grand Dragon sitting in my living room. Apparently my completely sound, irrefutable, flawless reasoning and air-tight logic – threatens to topple the entire … Continue reading
So, there I was listening to Pink Floyd while doing some revisions on the Bible…. I decided it read better after I removed the bits about evolution & natural selection…. hahahahahahahahahaahaaaha! I suppose that puts me on some religious hit list with the people who support the Scopes Monkey Trial decision, some borderline-functional, hillbilly fundamentalist, … Continue reading
of course there was only one thing left to do and so I finished writing the last lines, as I had promised both Roger & David…. and my god how we laughed, until – incredibly, I was finally able to safely come out of the Iron Lung…. “Wrong, Do it again!” ”If you don’t eat yer … Continue reading
Excuse me, were you just admiring my legs. Why yes, yes I think you might have been – completely understandable. They are chiseled granite perfection – clearly sculpted directly from the hammer of Michelangelo. Really quite remarkable, hey for all I know, they could have been designed and handed down by Zeus himself. Yes, they … Continue reading
Hi Everyone – Tonight I’m not feeling well at all, I’m OK, just sort of generally cruddy… not sure I could get my brain rolling. The last 3 nights I’ve only had about 3 hours sleep and I think it’s catching up with me…. Combination of the meds and sleeping in that throne of despair…. … Continue reading
