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Life Lessons set to Music….

Today, we’ve got a real treat… Ladies and Gentleman, let’s have a big hand for Mr Johnny Cash… singing, Don’t take your Guns to Town… A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm A boy filled with wonderlust who really meant no harm He changed his clothes and shined his boots And … Continue reading »

They Found Her “Blank” All over his “Blank”

Good Day Fellow Rabble Rousers, Last couple of posts have been, shall we all agree on the word “dark” to best describe them? Excellent, motion carried… well as I am won’t to do, every time you make me hurt you, I always come back with a gift or treat to make the pain go away… … Continue reading »

I was almost Rich!

You should know I almost won the Lotto Max Jackpot of $50 million dollars this past Friday, I just missed it by 6 numbers. I’m still shaking, when they called out that first number and it was nowhere near my first number – I knew it was going to be another Friday night on the … Continue reading »

The French Riviera, Vlad the Impaler & Liza Minnelli

Monday was an event. Since I’ve been living the life of leisure and relaxed luxury, I’ve been waking at a civilized hour – somewhere between 8:30 and 9:30. It’s traditionally when Gentlemen rise… those commoners who are chained to the work-a-day drudgery of being known as those “early riser types” – wouldn’t know whereof I … Continue reading »

Yet another post without Liberace

I hope that by relating the story of poor Jean Lucille below, it will help calm the hysteria of the North American East Coast readers who were so devastated by the recent catastrophic earthquake. Our thoughts are with you and the dozens upon dozens of broken tea cups… In 1982, a mentally handicapped woman named Jean … Continue reading »

Remain Calm and Carry On

It’s wrong to want to punch a kitten in the face, right? I mean over and above the moral implications, in all likelihood I would punch him hard enough to explode his molecules…. I’ll tell you why tomorrow. Have a Great Day

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Yea, I’ve heard that One…

Happy Friday Folks, In keeping with the strictly medical tone of these past few posts…. I am going to tell you something to make you smile (hopefully) Keep in mind I hate jokes and puns….   Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink … Continue reading »

Sausage Casings, Vegas & the Hair Holocaust

I don’t have words….. really?! After the two Boston blowouts, then the skin of their teeth game 5 win.. then … then.. this game 6 debacle. Ok so brunette didn’t work, nor did the blond… let’s try asian. .   They have one more chance, a thrilling game 7 win in double overtime… at which … Continue reading »

Satan, Chickens & Refried Beans

I don’t think I told you about my time in Mexico as a wrestler, yep I was one of the Bandito Brothers. What can I say, I had wrestling in my blood, my sister was one of the original big time stars – you may have heard of her, Macho-Man Randy Savage. My father had … Continue reading »

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