Monthly Archive: September, 2010

The Schedule, I’m on it…

The anxieties slip into my room before dawn in their sparkle-appliqued caftans and elastic-waist pants, Lee Press-On nails clacking. (I’ve never gotten a clear glimpse, but that’s how I picture them.) They begin… Continue reading

Stampedes & Hypothetical Hearts

One thing that I’m not a fan of – is this infernal incrementally feeling better, so one day, I’ll wake up, feel pretty good, do a little walk in the morning and things… Continue reading

Mistakenly Surfing Porn & The Removing of the Stitches

I don’t think I’ve ever shared the story of the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas…. ….because it’s personal. Jesus, where do you get off? So I’ve been home for a… Continue reading

Einstein and Hawking & Why I’m smarter than Both…..

Take a look at this quick little video…. Don’t watch it ironically, or with a smirk. Try not to watch it with your head, but with your heart. Listen to the music, try… Continue reading

Pros & Cons of Ink

The majority of my posts for the last couple of weeks have been on the lengthy side, so in the spirit of giving everyone including me a break, today will be short and… Continue reading

Human Sharks & The Meat Sweats

OK…I’m really starting to get bored. I am not really a sit around type person, never have been and I expect I never will be. I am, the human shark, if some part… Continue reading

Sculpted Thighs, Betty White & Clicking

Good Day, Let me tell you a little bit about what happens around the house when you can’t use your arms, or chest. Right off the bat, you can’t use your arms or… Continue reading

Mark Twain, Burgers & Oily Vixens

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~ Mark Twain . Is he an Idiot… Continue reading

The Sneeze of Death & Chapstick

Before we dig in to todays gourmet post. Let me take a minute to tell you about my good friend Brent. Brent is a super guy I met while volunteering for the Special… Continue reading

Home, Civil War & Keebler Elves

Well, I was home. Now what? First thing was first, we needed to go over to the Pharmacy and pick-up all my new medications. Which turned out to be a gigantic punch in the… Continue reading