Monthly Archive: December, 2010

I want 2010 to be Shot in the Head and left for Dead

Nothing fancy or clever, nothing uproariously funny about my 2011 resolutions, nothing outrageous, nothing scary, nothing dangerous, nothing smart, nothing dumb, nothing reflective or wise, nothing worth repeating….. I’m just happy to see… Continue reading

The Other White Meat

Warning: Todays Post is Exceptionally Graphic and should be avoided by those weak of stomach BUT there is a Christmas tie-in…proceed at your own risk… I warned you… So, these two cannibals are… Continue reading

Sun Tzu, Julia Roberts & Missing Children

A number of years back there was a motivational speaker by the name of Susan Powter, perhaps you remember the shock of spiky white hair? . She had a catch phrase, “Stop the… Continue reading

Mall Helmets, Adoptions & Hummel

We.., that’s it, after years and years of collecting, with the passing of this Christmas – I’ve finally managed to complete my “Salute to Destitute Children of the World” Hummel Figurines. They are… Continue reading

A Very Special Hanukkah…

Merry Christmas Everyone! May Santa bring you everything you’ve asked for… Thank You very much to each and every single one of you for spending some time with me this past year, I… Continue reading

Communists Ruined Christmas

Well, here it is Christmas Eve, Eve… I’m a big fan of christmas.. BIG – I love the whole shooting match. Actually funny I should use the word shooting, I’m sorry you have… Continue reading

God Bless America

Just a little treat with Jesus’s birthday right around the corner….. May I jut say how utterly I detest Jay Leno….. There are tons of these on utube, and yes I’m sure they… Continue reading

Baa Baa Broken Womb… A Nation Weeps

Maybe the Dingo ate your baby, and with that we all laughed and drank enough beer to wash away our pain, and inflict permanent liver damage. So began another Christmas I was destined… Continue reading

Fires, Filthy Nuns & Knowledge

I wouldn’t call myself racist, I don’t harbour any prejudice and I’ve always believed in giving others a chance until they give me a reason not too… which is why I freaking hate… Continue reading

How You Can Feel Better…Right NOW!

A few days ago I joked about what you all can get me for Christmas.Then I made with the har-dee-hars by going on about the elaborate gifts that were flooding my way…. but… Continue reading