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above?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/swat_front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SWAT_Front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-16T10:18:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/15/blowing-our-cover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/christmasfear-e1292407093612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmasfear</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kwanzaa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kwanzaa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pretty-negro-children1-e1292404569826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty-negro-children</image:title><image:caption>Excited members of my sub-division sitting in a traditional foot-circle, Kwanzaa morning 1973</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pretty-negro-children-e1292404381223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty-negro-children</image:title><image:caption>Members of my sub-division sitting in a traditional foot-circle Kwanzaa 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are these poor school aged children to do, if not for the charitables souls who travel by night...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-12T10:38:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/11/phantom-buicks-disillusioned-web-surfing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/youre-nicked-e1292056323857.jpg</image:loc><image:title>youre-nicked</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wtf-pics-crab-hat-e1292056137352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf-pics-crab-hat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wtf_pictures-phone-masquerade-e1292055973100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf_pictures-phone-masquerade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wtf_picture-nekkid-cowboy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf_picture-nekkid-cowboy1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wtf_pics-nazi-suburbia-e1292055530635.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf_pics-nazi-suburbia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/b6c29f3413adadcd2b6b457fd91a68fabb466ac7_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b6c29f3413adadcd2b6b457fd91a68fabb466ac7_m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ad6a7ebf68f232af22434ac5e5ba99a4f659e5c7_m-e1292054881135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ad6a7ebf68f232af22434ac5e5ba99a4f659e5c7_m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/81c85cac0664e0d71eed088954d4bccdae677cc9_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>81c85cac0664e0d71eed088954d4bccdae677cc9_m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/6aef5005fa72b7d0655be937c942dfdbf00022d0_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6aef5005fa72b7d0655be937c942dfdbf00022d0_m</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-14T03:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/10/sex-slaves-internet-shenanigans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ugly_person-e1291970147115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly_person</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nesting_dolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nesting_dolls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/4295426412_edaaeffa86_z-e1291969215924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4295426412_edaaeffa86_z</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-10T09:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/09/needlessly-murdering-singers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/golden-gifts-624-e1291882889227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden-gifts 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624</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T15:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/08/crystal-meth-squirrels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/winters-bone-movie-poster-1020549245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winters-bone-movie-poster-1020549245</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-08T09:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/07/nightmares-getting-through-another-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pearl-harbor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pearl-harbor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kamikaze-pilots1-e1291712489268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kamikaze-pilots1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-07T09:36:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/06/i-may-get-in-trouble-for-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/johncusackinsayanythi002-vi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JohnCusackinSayAnythi002-vi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-29T22:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/05/death-to-the-weakling-wealth-to-the-strong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/migrantworkersrex_468x236-e1291543917342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MigrantWorkersREX_468x236</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-05T10:17:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/04/pride-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/peter_stump_execution-e1291455356398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter_Stump_execution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/vanity1-e1291453782927.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanity</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T10:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/03/envy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/envy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>envy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-03T10:51:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/02/wrath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wrath-e1291278509327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrath</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-02T09:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/12/01/sloth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/redcorvettedriving005edes31-e1291091580433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redcorvettedriving005edes3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/redcorvettedriving005edes3-e1291091475437.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redcorvettedriving005edes3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sloth-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pride; greed; envy; sloth; gluttony; lust; envy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sloth-e1291089190579.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sloth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-01T08:48:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/30/slut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chubby-slut-police-e1291106412449.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chubby-slut-police</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T23:19:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/29/greed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/80210coverstoryartnocaption1-e1291022875146.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80210CoverStoryArtNoCaption</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/80210coverstoryartnocaption-e1291022711571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80210CoverStoryArtNoCaption</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/avarice1-e1291018997684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>avarice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/avarice-e1291018494132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Avarice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-29T09:41:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/28/crow-cat-cat-crow-a-bear/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-28T09:11:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/27/the-church-lighter-fluid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sharif-buddhism-is-dead-6-e1290850337896.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ku Klux Klansman Standing Under Burning Cross</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/smackover_arkansas_rally_2005_bayou_knights_kkk-for-web-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smackover_arkansas_rally_2005_bayou_knights_kkk.jpg-for-web-LARGE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-27T09:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/26/gluttony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/agluttony-e1290762160205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>agluttony</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gluttony-e1290759171821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gluttony</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rankings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rankings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-26T09:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/25/lust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lipstickpig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lipstickpig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lust-e1290670707443.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lust</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-25T10:40:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/24/bush-sins-saving-you-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tabletop-of-the-seven-deadly-sins-and-the-four-last-things-detail-of-the-eye-of-god-which-sees-the-committing-of-the-seven-deadly-sins-large-e1290590158818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tabletop-of-the-Seven-Deadly-Sins-and-the-Four-Last-Things,-(detail-of-The-Eye-of-God-which-Sees-the-Committing-of-the-Seven-Deadly-Sins)-large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-24T09:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/23/lions-and-beds-and-chairs-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/great-four-poster-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great-four-poster-bed</image:title><image:caption>My Bed... this is nothing, you should see the fancy one I use sometimes...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-23T08:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/11/22/the-lord-dead-brothers-yahoos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/body-e1290418919898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>View of Decomposing Body of Langley Collyer</image:title><image:caption>The body of a badly crushed Langley, the younger brother can be seen on the ground here...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/to-ceiling-2-e1290418750957.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Police Searching Atop Piles of Junk in Collyer Mansion</image:title><image:caption>Again notice light fixture, 12 - 15 foot ceilings and men can't even walk upright.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/to-ceiling-e1290418667832.jpg</image:loc><image:title>to ceiling</image:title><image:caption>Crawling through a door, notice the lamp hanging, that's how high the junk was, 12 foot ceilings in the house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/staircase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>staircase</image:title><image:caption>Look how narrow the front staircase had become....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house</image:title><image:caption>This is the Brownstone House they Lived in, ladders were required by the authorities to 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Nurse preparing the Harpoon, I mean Needle for my poor arm.... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/27/deaf-policemen-my-blood-oxymorons/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/25/paranoia-esoteric-jazz-fusion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/new-surgery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New-surgery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/24/leaving-the-operation-with-more-than-i-came-in-with/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/westworld_remake_still.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westworld_remake_still</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mary_tyler_moore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mary_tyler_moore</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/23/funniest-posting-ever/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/21/finding-solace-in-a-playmate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hughhefner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hughhefner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/21/go-ahead-make-me-laugh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tumblr_l3f9abni9c1qz7s3bo1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_l3f9abni9C1qz7s3bo1_400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/20/letting-the-chips-fall/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/19/st-paul-jerry-seinfeld-my-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/arvind_medical_rec3-e1282205182876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arvind_medical_rec3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hosp-bills-for-2008-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hosp-bills-for-2008-008</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:24:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/18/mistakes-rice-whores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc09747.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09747</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/16/wooly-mammoths-tapping-out-in-the-ufc-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wooly_mammoth-rbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wooly_Mammoth-RBC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/16/jabba-the-nurse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jabba-the-hut-1-749957.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jabba-the-Hut-1-749957</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:20:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/14/control-whered-it-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cookbaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______cookbaby</image:title><image:caption>Surprising alternative to the classic s'mores when camping...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cookbaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______cookbaby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/14/corn-it-always-starts-with-corn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______corn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:17:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/13/is-your-life-ever-worth-a-watermelon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/catwat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________catwat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/catwat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________catwat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/11/me-lizzie-borden-my-cardiologist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/axebloodbath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______________axebloodbath</image:title><image:caption>Ummmm, OK let me think this over, do nothing, ummm hmmm...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bedflame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________bedflame</image:title><image:caption>The all too real dangers of not having a compassionate Doctor....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:05:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/11/well-i-guess-im-screwed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cov_angrygod_hellman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COV_AngryGod_hellman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/10/heaven-or-hell-table-for-one-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/heaven-or-hell-heaven-hell-1280x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heaven-or-Hell-heaven-hell-1280x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/handh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handh</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:03:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/09/crapping-rainbows-sunshine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wooden-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wooden bowl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/07/illegaly-parked-cemenet-trucks/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T18:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/07/pear-trees-stress-sandwiches/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T17:59:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/06/in-summary/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T17:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/05/waiting-for-your-fontanelle-to-harden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tumblr_kvwtmu284m1qznluko1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_kvwtmu284m1qznluko1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/e546b0eaab505202fa333b267e068a73d3790d1d_m.png</image:loc><image:title>e546b0eaab505202fa333b267e068a73d3790d1d_m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/uu8sftjmckj8rzdbbgzlencco1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UU8sftjMckj8rzdbBGzleNcCo1_400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T17:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/04/debbie-downer-james-brown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lynching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______Lynching</image:title><image:caption>I feel only slightly better than this.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T17:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/03/help-me-tootie-blair-jo-nathalie-mrs-garrett/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-21T17:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/08/01/pressure-what-pressure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/anger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-21T17:53:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/07/31/my-kingdom-for-a-heart/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-31T08:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/07/29/fatality-has-never-been-so-delicious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bread</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-29T09:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/07/27/weeping-incisions-with-peaches-herb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/testicles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>testicles</image:title><image:caption>Nver to be consumed under any circumstances...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-27T23:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/07/22/cherry-flavoured-stress-slushies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screaming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screaming</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/manscreaming1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ManScreaming1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-23T04:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/07/21/getting-goosed-with-knowledge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shouting-goose11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shouting-goose11</image:title><image:caption>]How easily I tire, trying to enrich you with my goose knowledge, get me a sandwich... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-21T09:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/07/19/getting-seasick-on-waves-of-emotion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lee-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee 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foot</image:title><image:caption>Hey, you're doing it wrong... it's not suppossed to do that...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-28T08:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/26/advertising-its-true-if-they-say-it-is-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________ad4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________ad3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________ad2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________ad1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________ad6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________ad3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________ad8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________ad5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________ad4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________ad2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-27T18:11:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/27/karma-and-claws/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-27T18:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/24/anesthesia-wieners-bowling-ball-babies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________________alien</image:title><image:caption>This chap gets off easy, the Alien is only in his chest...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T08:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/10/cowboys-are-you-serious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/schwulecowboy500_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________schwulecowboy500_500</image:title><image:caption>This look just never gets old.... notice how I've resisted inserting a Brokeback Mountain joke here...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/headtotoecowboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________headtotoeCowboy</image:title><image:caption>Page excerpt from the Cowboy Union Handbook for new employees...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:29:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/11/white-canes-of-anger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/headache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___headache</image:title><image:caption>Blessed Relief...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________eyes</image:title><image:caption>The only downside is I'll need to hire someone to keep my eyes moist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/13/1072/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/robin-hood-movie-poster-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robin Hood movie poster</image:title><image:caption>You know Mr Crowe is serious hard acting because he is wearing his Gladiator hair...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/15/muppets-tougher-than-you-think/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/muppet01_1024x768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________muppet01_1024x768</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/freaky01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__freaky01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/15/motivation-cool-names-for-cults/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/moto-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________moto-23</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:22:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/18/neuro-cardio-parking-rape/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/homerizlazyazz.gif</image:loc><image:title>___________________________________HomerIzLazyAzz</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy this foreshadowing of my recovery period........</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:21:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/18/waiter-theres-immunoglobin-in-my-soup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________________________zombies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/19/mad-clowns-chimps-cling-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________________bored</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/21/whistling-past-the-graveyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gallows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________________________gallows</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:17:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/21/tick-tock-explain-the-clock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/daylight-savings-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________________daylight-savings-time</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:16:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/23/my-blood-theres-a-reason-its-on-the-inside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blood_spatter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____________blood_spatter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:15:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/23/laughter-thy-medicine-is-cruel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/laughter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________laughter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:14:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/25/dont-look-at-me-in-that-tone-of-voice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/soundmusic460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____________________soundmusic460</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:13:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/25/disneyland-day-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/b6c29f3413adadcd2b6b457fd91a68fabb466ac7_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b6c29f3413adadcd2b6b457fd91a68fabb466ac7_m</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/28/disneyland-days-2-3/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/29/tylenol-advil-vodka-why-am-i-so-sleepy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lemons-723835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________________lemons-723835</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/30/head-cheese-a-love-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________tre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/headblown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____headblown</image:title><image:caption>Good luck getting the collar white again....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/31/testing-my-lady-bits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/asianbaby2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________________AsianBaby2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/01/heart-surgeons-elks-pee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/elk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____________elk</image:title><image:caption>I've never been in a situation so dire, that a photo of an ELK wouldn't help, enjoy....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/02/arks-you-cant-have-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________211</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/03/blood-sentimentality-prayers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2ef22126fd9d4368ce6a74cff994fbeba8d5acb3_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2ef22126fd9d4368ce6a74cff994fbeba8d5acb3_m</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T01:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/03/the-mini-vacation/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/04/paging-doctor-pain/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:58:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/06/tickets-please-all-aboard-the-pain-train/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/train705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A train in St. Jacobs, Ontario, Canada, North America.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/07/finding-the-perfect-ball-gag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/littleshop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______________littleshop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:56:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/08/pain-and-lego-dungeons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lego-sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____________Lego-SM</image:title><image:caption>You can get Lego to make anything.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/14/apples-your-free-ride-is-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/apples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________apples</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/24/cloaks-beer-floods-cyanide/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:51:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/23/arrested-respiration-prison-stabbings/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:50:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/21/black-lung-tab-memories-of-my-childhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kidscoal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kidscoal</image:title><image:caption>To this day I'll never understand why they made us wear turn of the century clothes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/21/fathers-day-hell-yea-im-gonna-milk-it/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/19/fathers-day-wisdom/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/19/the-problem-with-problems/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:46:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/17/nordicchinese-and-the-scrawl-of-destiny/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:43:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/17/just-get-on-with-it-already/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:41:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/16/blowing-off-responsibility-again/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/15/bad-eyes-rising-oh-and-babies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bottled-babys01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottled-babys01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bottled-babys07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottled-babys07</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/14/a-doctor-here-a-doctor-there-here-a-dr-there-a-dr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1871108e68f9a064e67ddec25fb027070a685366_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1871108e68f9a064e67ddec25fb027070a685366_m</image:title><image:caption>Sure, the Jackets are the same but what about the hearts beating within....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:36:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/13/sleeeeeepy/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:35:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/10/1246/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hitman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitman</image:title><image:caption>I already have the Haircut.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:34:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/10/waiting-is-painful/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T00:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/12/movies-our-most-sacred-teachers/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-13T09:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/06/09/doctors-or-puppets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fluids-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______________fluids-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T09:35:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/17/atms-secret-memos/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-17T08:21:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/10/hippos-dwarves-snakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hippoeatsdwarf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________HippoEatsDwarf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hippo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>__________hippo</image:title><image:caption>Although an excellent kisser, terrible dental hygenie made our relationship bittersweet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/06/pestilence-war-famine-and-death-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-015</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-018</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-007</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/19-amazing-animals-captured-while-making-love-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19-Amazing-Animals-Captured-While-Making-Love-001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/05/the-pause-that-refreshes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hellgoing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______________hellgoing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/04/day-3-an-apocalypse-omlette-sans-midgets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/midgets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________________midgets</image:title><image:caption>Short of stature but long on fun.... my crew gets oiled up before an off broadway performance of "My Giant" </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________hell</image:title><image:caption>This here, this... is the whole purpose of these 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here, now, you are privy to it - as it has begun.... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/shaman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____________shaman</image:title><image:caption>One of our earliest Promo Photos, before our "Bless it Hard" Tour....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:15:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/05/01/boobs-earthquakes-why-iran-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/muslim-women-shopping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________Muslim women shopping</image:title><image:caption>Disregard the slutty ankles, she is showing off like a drunken prostitute </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/boob1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________boob</image:title><image:caption>Although she kind of looks like the Geico Caveman, there is no doubting her ability to move Magma</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/boob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________boob</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/boobs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________________boobs1</image:title><image:caption>Define Provocative..... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/30/the-day-after/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________________________</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:12:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/30/superheros-stressed-spandex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______batman</image:title><image:caption>Wednesdays are all you can eat pizza, if you wear a cape night.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/28/pirates-of-vancouver-the-sunken-health-treasure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wtf_pics-death-of-a-clown1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf_pics-death-of-a-clown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wtf_pics-death-of-a-clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wtf_pics-death-of-a-clown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/aaa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________aaa</image:title><image:caption>Found this online and really spoke to me.... 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circa Sue Ann Nivens from Mary Tyler Moore.....funny then, funny now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T16:01:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/25/avoid-little-green-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/3384a76934.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______________3384A76934</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hawking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________________-hawking</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-26T07:44:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/24/the-devil-you-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/aaaaaaa_____.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AAAAAAA_____</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-25T07:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/23/arrested-development-why-i-deserve-a-pulitzer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/aaaaaabox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aaaaaabox</image:title><image:caption>Cleverly using my face to absorb all his power... in the end, the strategy was faulty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/aaaaaa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AAAAAA</image:title><image:caption>Mom taught me early to see things from all sides.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-24T06:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/23/ouch-grunts-groans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________________________</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-23T08:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/21/wrangling-bits-bytes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/geeek_meditation_session.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geeek_meditation_session</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg7</image:loc><image:title>___________</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-22T03:48:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/16/jack-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-pictures-poo-head-099-e1271485997832.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______________funny-pictures-poo-head-099</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-22T02:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/20/focused-randomness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funcage801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funcage80</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-20T08:48:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/18/sarcasm-now-with-extra-sarcasm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sarcastic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______Sarcastic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sarcasmsocietyposters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________sarcasmsocietyposters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funcage80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______funcage80</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sarcastic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______Sarcastic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-19T07:45:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/17/healers-alien-abductions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/d84_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________d84_m</image:title><image:caption>Ummmmmmmm.... Hello....... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-21T22:11:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/14/the-bell-tolls-for-pandas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg6</image:loc><image:title>________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg4</image:loc><image:title>_______________________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg3</image:loc><image:title>______________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg2</image:loc><image:title>______________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg2</image:loc><image:title>_______________________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg1</image:loc><image:title>_______________________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/panda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________panda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg1</image:loc><image:title>__________</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-17T21:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/09/lurking-there-right-behind-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/parenting_fails_10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____parenting_fails_10</image:title><image:caption>BUt...I... Don't... Want... To.... Be.... HERE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/instruments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______instruments</image:title><image:caption>Did EVERYONE in the room wash their hands after using the restroom?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg</image:loc><image:title>_____</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-17T21:01:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/16/mcobesity-my-mcresearch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jpg5</image:loc><image:title>______________________________</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-16T08:52:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/14/dragon-tattoos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/9780307269980.jpg</image:loc><image:title>________________________9780307269980</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________dragon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-15T05:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/12/pimps-junkies-strippers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/parenting_fails_40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parenting_fails_40</image:title><image:caption>Here the "abies" wear onesies, to protect their delicate skin from pole chaffing....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-13T17:17:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/10/lurking-there%e2%80%a6-right-behind-me%e2%80%a6-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/travolta2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________________________________travolta2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/open-heart-surgery-incision-diagram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_______________________open-heart-surgery-incision-diagram</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-12T20:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/08/doctors-with-hammers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>___________________hammer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-12T20:33:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/11/couching-distance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/batatasofa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________________batatasofa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/batatasofa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________________batatasofa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/homerizlazyazz.gif</image:loc><image:title>___________________________________HomerIzLazyAzz</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-12T07:56:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/08/holy-rockin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/guitar_jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________________guitar_jesus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/745.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__________________________________745</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/churchill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________churchill</image:title><image:caption>Churchill showing the two fingers he used for his famous solos.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/air-guitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____air-guitar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/air_guitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________Air_Guitar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-09T05:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/06/a-steaming-pile-of-happy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/happinessw1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happinessw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funcage5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funcage5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/happinessw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happinessw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/happiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happiness</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-07T05:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/05/sick-people-can-cure-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/johnmerrick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>______johnmerrick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/5.png</image:loc><image:title>___________________________________________5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sneezing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________sneezing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flu-epidemic-beds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____________________flu-epidemic-beds</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-26T05:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/05/vigilantes-dont-wear-tights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tumblr_ktygckpa2e1qz88eno1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ktygckpa2E1qz88eno1_400</image:title><image:caption>Murdock, B.A., Hannibal, Face - The A-Team, while willing to fight crime, had no superpowers - they were Vigilantes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/weird-history2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weird-History2</image:title><image:caption>Struggling to change the sterotypical 'Superhero' image.... 2 graduates of the anoerexic hero academy &amp; one dual graduate of the disguise academy work out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-05T20:09:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/04/chipmunks-3d-buttery-topping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/house_of_wax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house_of_wax</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/houseofwax1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Houseofwax1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/66y7u.jpg</image:loc><image:title>66y7u</image:title><image:caption>These people will TALK about this movie on the way out....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/0_2e13b_2af67cbd_xl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0_2e13b_2af67cbd_XL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-04T08:43:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/02/cracking-the-engine-block/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/chestsurgery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chestsurgery</image:title><image:caption>In my mind, this is exactly how the operation will happen, only in full colour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ng359-surgery_prep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ng359-surgery_prep</image:title><image:caption>Wash our hands... What? What for? Infection - inschmection.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/01/medication-or-time-released-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pillsman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____pillsman</image:title><image:caption>What if it hurts more than it helps?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:08:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/30/michael-large-hadron-colliders-rogue-t-cells/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lhc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lhc</image:title><image:caption>Just FYI, this is what 10 Billion Dollars can buy you.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bad_art_night_hirschhorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad_art_night_hirschhorn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screaming_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>__screaming_man</image:title><image:caption>My name is not MICHAEL!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:07:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/29/health-care-unicorns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>____unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Frolick young buck..... because in reality, you are dying a little more everyday</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/04/01/kilts-pavlov/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/zzzzzzz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZZZZZZZ</image:title><image:caption>Put a Kilt on and this is all any guys sees...... it's visual Kryptonite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/zzz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zzz</image:title><image:caption>While undeniably cute, these unifroms lacked adequate drainage and were incredidbly itchy...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/28/halloween-hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tom-selleck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_________tom selleck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/moustache1.gif</image:loc><image:title>moustache1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/27/earth-hour-the-mafia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2acf361114f7610f75b8e8d701018f0aefe3284d_m1.png</image:loc><image:title>2acf361114f7610f75b8e8d701018f0aefe3284d_m</image:title><image:caption>One look in his steely eyes and I knew he meant business.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2acf361114f7610f75b8e8d701018f0aefe3284d_m.png</image:loc><image:title>2acf361114f7610f75b8e8d701018f0aefe3284d_m</image:title><image:caption>Looking into his eyes I knew he meant business, without ever raising his voice....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jpg</image:loc><image:title>____</image:title><image:caption>The "Slacks" I credit with helping me hear &amp; interpret the good word.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T21:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/24/child-abuse-animal-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1013</image:title><image:caption>I had no idea Giraffes were so freaky.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/saggy-pants-illustration-vl-vertical.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saggy-pants-illustration-vl-vertical</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3244657373_f20a057e76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3244657373_f20a057e76</image:title><image:caption>Hey Jimmy, thanks for asking but what's a gaylord....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/s8116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s8116</image:title><image:caption>You know the saying..."it's hard out here for a Pimp".....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/6a00d83451ccbc69e2010536daef63970b-400wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d83451ccbc69e2010536daef63970b-400wi</image:title><image:caption>WTF? Were our parents all stoned? There is no logical explaination for this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/27/masturbatone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigfoot6cz-779881.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot6cz-779881</image:title><image:caption>You know what they say about big feet....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/elephantitis.png</image:loc><image:title>elephantitis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1447351286_623a362199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1447351286_623a362199</image:title><image:caption>Girlfriend... no, why do you ask?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/26/giraffe-rape-retribution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/animal-fun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>animal-fun</image:title><image:caption>Thank you brave Zebra for your striped brand of Justice......</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/23/maximum-density-new-boobs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/368-modern-monalisa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>368-modern-monalisa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/disturbing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Disturbing</image:title><image:caption>Just me getting my blog on, after the mid-morning doritos buffet....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/repo-men-movie-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>repo-men-movie-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/repo-men-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>repo-men-movie-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/22/stupefying-simplicity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/life-is-like-a-box-of-chocolates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life is like a box of chocolates</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/keep_it_simple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keep_it_simple</image:title><image:caption>The renowned KISS principle...  Learn it, Live it, Love it.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/22/maximum-estrogen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/richardsimmons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richardsimmons</image:title><image:caption>Typical result of WAAAY too much estrogen.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/125hippiesmttam1969picassaabc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>125HippiesMtTam1969PicassaABC</image:title><image:caption>Just another morning helping sculpt me as a youngster....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/thepill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ThePill</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:49:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/20/number-1-2-collateral-damage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bullwinkle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bullwinkle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/280155611_6190f38733.jpg</image:loc><image:title>280155611_6190f38733</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jesus-thumps-up1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-thumps-up1</image:title><image:caption>Dudes, I'm talking to you!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:47:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/19/snake-oil-the-sequel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snakeoil_supplements_956.png</image:loc><image:title>snakeoil_supplements_956</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snakeoil_supplements_956-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snakeoil_supplements_956 copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/18/things-to-do-when-youre-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/condo_joanofarc1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>condo_joanofarc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_1-spaceburial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_1-SpaceBurial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_2-reef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_2-Reef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_3-lifegem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_3-LifeGem</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/12_13_4-flowers-in-a-garden-border_web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12_13_4---Flowers-in-a-Garden-Border_web</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_5-fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_5-Fireworks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_6-alkaline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_6-Alkaline</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_7-carboncopies21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_7-CarbonCopies2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/a96994_7-carboncopies2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a96994_7-CarbonCopies2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/condo_joanofarc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>condo_joanofarc</image:title><image:caption>Hopefully, in life, you fared better than this painting suggests.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/17/reading-its-help-you-very-much-alots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/060-bird-beak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>060 Bird beak</image:title><image:caption>There is NO reason for our feathered friends to be so overly equipped....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/16/experimentation-locust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snake-oil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake-oil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/01-30-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01.30.13</image:title><image:caption>Of course I was curious, but hell no I wasn't sticking around....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/15/lasers-filth-awesomeness/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:39:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/15/pointy-hats-black-cats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/superstock_1597-38828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SuperStock_1597-38828</image:title><image:caption>Kindly old Nana - perhaps - but she's also rocking a purse full of Eye of Newt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/malleus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malleus</image:title><image:caption>Actual title page of "The Manual" used in Salem during the witch trials.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/medieval-woodcut-depicting-demons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medieval-woodcut-depicting-demons</image:title><image:caption>Not all women can be instantly categorized as witches, ha ha of course I'm kidding they mostly are...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/medieval-woodcut-depicting-demons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medieval-woodcut-depicting-demons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-30T05:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/14/your-eyes-dont-trust-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>60</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/07/saturday-night-through-thick-and-thin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snl_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snl_l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/0000058179_20090615123225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0000058179_20090615123225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snl1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snl1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/saturday_night_live_cast_season_one_image__1_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saturday_night_live_cast_season_one_image__1_</image:title><image:caption>The Original - Not Ready for Prime Time Players</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/saturday_night_live.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saturday_night_live</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:36:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/13/fun-with-fur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/crazy-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-dog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/crazy-cat-main_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-cat-main_Full</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cat_laughing-11948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat_laughing-11948</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/11/war-hell-melon-helmuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tf-funny-animal-screensaver-traffic-fusion.png</image:loc><image:title>TF-Funny-Animal-Screensaver-Traffic-Fusion</image:title><image:caption>Glen, moments before we jumped out of our foxhole and unleashed hell... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:33:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/11/jeremy-not-enough-conditioner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ray_robillard_bigfoot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ray_robillard_bigfoot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sasquatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sasquatch</image:title><image:caption>Burrs, Ticks, Nits, Split Ends &amp; Mange....you'd hide too....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lindsay-lee-bigfoot1250971934.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lee-bigfoot1250971934</image:title><image:caption>Guest starring role on the 6 Million Dollar Man.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/page8_20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>page8_20</image:title><image:caption>At my urging, Jeremy started interacting with the community...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/forum_ff09dd60_gary_busey_red_carpet_crazy_celebrity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forum_ff09dd60_Gary_Busey_Red_Carpet_Crazy_Celebrity</image:title><image:caption>Dang, how did this get in here, clearly NOT Bigfoot but just as mysterious and elusive...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigfoot_sighting_ridgway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bigfoot in Pa</image:title><image:caption>My first encounter...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hillary_bigfoot_20091019_2070219495.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillary_bigfoot_20091019_2070219495</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigfoot1.png</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bigfoot.gif</image:loc><image:title>bigfoot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ray_robillard_bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ray_robillard_bigfoot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:32:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/10/the-beach-plays-the-race-card/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2470087060047454492uyqcql_ph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2470087060047454492UyqCql_ph</image:title><image:caption>What is the basis for this strange attraction between Hounds and Fowl.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/c4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c4</image:title><image:caption>Dog and Seagull...... is it love or were they drugged?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitsilanobeach_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KitsilanoBeach_1</image:title><image:caption>Kind of a funky Pre-Dusk shot I ended up liking alot... from Spanish Banks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/08/moose-wtf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/moosedm2003_468x440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mooseDM2003_468x440</image:title><image:caption>Stupid, Stupid Moose....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/06/flexibility-how-much-is-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/toofar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toofar</image:title><image:caption>Pretty much speaks for itself....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/flexible-gymnasts-72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flexible-gymnasts-7</image:title><image:caption>OK - too much... I don't know if I should be aroused or horrified...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/flexible-gymnasts-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flexible-gymnasts-7</image:title><image:caption>OK...too far, too far - I don't know if I should be aroused or horrified...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/flexible-gymnasts-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flexible-gymnasts-7</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure if I should be aroused or horrified....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny_9371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_937</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, I am having some serious flexibility issues....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny_937.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_937</image:title><image:caption>Clearly I am experiencing some serious flexibility issues.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:25:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/04/mentors-lazy-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/karatekid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karatekid</image:title><image:caption>Which of us hasn't wanted to punch an old Japanese Man?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/00020573.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00020573</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mr-miyagi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_Mr-Miyagi</image:title><image:caption>The man who, more than anyone else helped shape who I am today....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lamplighters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lamplighters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:23:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/03/seductive-ice-then-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bestadever1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bestadever1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/candies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/subliminal-seduction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>subliminal-seduction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:21:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/02/dreams-screams-too-little-sleep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ugly-men_20091214_1905759610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly-men_20091214_1905759610</image:title><image:caption>During WW2 I believe their heads and more specifically their ears were used to transmit D-Day instructions to the Allies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ups_fail_20100113_1464506202.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ups_fail_20100113_1464506202</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lamb_girls_20100113_1031845015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lamb_girls_20100113_1031845015</image:title><image:caption>I DO NOT recall, EVER having a craving for Mutton....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/02/lotteries-lymphoma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jackys-stag-best-shot-jpg.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jacky's stag best shot.JPG</image:title><image:caption>These peasants are abled-bodied and thus no fun....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/080226_lottery_winners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>080226_lottery_winners</image:title><image:caption>Helllllooooo, every bad decision you ever considered indulging...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/01/baby-seals-overtime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/baby_seal_1024-thumbnail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby_seal_1024.thumbnail</image:title><image:caption>Poor little fella, unfairly kept from making an appearance in the closing ceremonies....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/54784_m15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>54784_m15</image:title><image:caption>With Glowing hearts......</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:15:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/28/grooved-plastic-sausages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/they-all-dance-the-polka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>they-all-dance-the-polka</image:title><image:caption>Further proof that women love guys in leather shorts.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/oktoberfest-waitress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oktoberfest-Waitress</image:title><image:caption>The single most astonishing thing abou this picture is, she's headed for the childrens table....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dual_505-2_016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dual_505-2_016</image:title><image:caption>It's only a short hop to late night FM DJ....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T20:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/26/bloody-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/177-2010-olympic-hockey-jersey41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>177-2010-olympic-hockey-jersey4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/177-2010-olympic-hockey-jersey4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>177-2010-olympic-hockey-jersey4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/26/mischief-mayhem-and-soap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/twelve_monkeys_ver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twelve_monkeys_ver2</image:title><image:caption>Another Terry Gilliam Opus to dysfunction and government ineptitude....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fightclub1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fightclub</image:title><image:caption>Could this movie be my doorway into finally starting my own cult....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fightclub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fightclub</image:title><image:caption>Could this movie be my doorway into finally starting my own cult....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/25/angry-babies-blood-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/baby-fist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-fist</image:title><image:caption>Outwardly, so tough...inside, still struggling to express themselves....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:57:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/22/blades-bangles-botulism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/51807630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51807630</image:title><image:caption>There are times when Roast Beef is not your friend....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/21/give-me-your-old-broken-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mailman-hp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailman-hp</image:title><image:caption>Of course he's smiling he can now afford the fully automatic, thanks to your Grandmothers' wedding ring....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gold4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold4</image:title><image:caption>If you're anything like me, you have random piles like this littering your home... what to do? Fret no more...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:54:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/20/10-reasons-why-im-blacker-than-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vanillaice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PRZ-007376</image:title><image:caption>Word to your Mother...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jeffersons1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeffersons1</image:title><image:caption>George &amp; Louise, the couple who eventually adopted me, raised me as their own and saved me from an impoverished inner city orphanage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:53:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/20/excuse-me-is-that-a-brain-in-your-pocket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/080418-human-brain-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>080418-human-brain-02</image:title><image:caption>Obviously missing lips, this specimen is unable to tell us if it's me and my head or me and my body...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/homer-brain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer-brain</image:title><image:caption>D'oh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:52:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/18/dogs-theyre-not-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mandog1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandog</image:title><image:caption>Although some breeds can appear spookily human-like, remember they're still dogs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheerleader_dog-12783.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheerleader_dog-12783</image:title><image:caption>I know it's wrong to find this sexy.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mandog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandog</image:title><image:caption>Although some breeds can appear spookily human-like, remember they're still dogs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/17/gasoline-hbc-the-torch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shoppingriot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ShoppingRiot</image:title><image:caption>Y'all need to be prepared when shopping for Olympic Merchandise, refer to this helpful graphic if you should find yourself at either The Bay or Zellers </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shoppingriot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ShoppingRiot</image:title><image:caption>I want Y'all to be prepared if you intend on shopping for Olympic stuff. Use this handy Rioting/Looting how-to....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:49:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/16/he-shoots-he-scores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pope</image:title><image:caption>Sydney Crosby takes a break from practice at GM Place...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:47:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/15/jane-austen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/7263183_31fc9949ba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7263183_31fc9949ba</image:title><image:caption>Actual Photo on the side on the pill bottle describing the side effects....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/14/its-a-laugh-riot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/17075_m15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROTEST</image:title><image:caption>Ok, now that we've all had our Latte, let's do this......</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/squirrel_jedi_fight-13070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel_jedi_fight-13070</image:title><image:caption>Police &amp; protestors clash in the downtown core....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:44:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/13/gold-silver-bronze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vancouverolympicsope4-standalone-prod_affiliate-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VancouverOlympicsOpe4.standalone.prod_affiliate.4</image:title><image:caption>No Smartass comment just the Opening</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rhino_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhino_1</image:title><image:caption>Canadian Speed Skater expected to Medal, seen here out for a walk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/12/land-of-the-lost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sexy_nurse_478.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Average Health Care Woker</image:title><image:caption>Ok, Alright I'll admit it, this is the real reason I'm sick, nurses.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-05T04:58:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/11/doctor-i-smell-burning-toast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mouth-disease-23384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hand in Mouth Disease</image:title><image:caption>Cutting these tiny Nails has been a bitch.....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/10/im-more-than-just-eye-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/malemodel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me at Fashion Week 2004</image:title><image:caption>You can't really see the Cheetos dust all over my chest....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:37:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/09/telethon-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jerry-lewis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry Lewis Raises Money for Me!</image:title><image:caption>Jerry "works" the room as only he can.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/08/frustrated-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/operation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me in the ER</image:title><image:caption>The eyes, haunting, they look so dead.... like a shark - is this really how I look?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/07/my-intentions-are-pure/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-03T19:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/skipping-rocks-a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skipping-Rocks-A</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/skipping-rocks-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skipping-Rocks-A</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-13T18:08:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/03/08/even-cute-has-to-eat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/salmahayek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salmahayek</image:title><image:caption> Ummmm.... what was I talking about......</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-27T18:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/2010/02/23/the-red-menace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/633905063920168385-gingers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>633905063920168385-Gingers</image:title><image:caption>I've pulled the curtain from your eyes, the rest is up to you - I know you'll make the right decision...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://slightlychristopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/3398916732_13dc9a2185_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3398916732_13dc9a2185_o</image:title><image:caption>Just another in the Ginger Army, waiting... watching....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-02T06:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://slightlychristopher.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2022-05-26T05:04:32+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
