Behold…. Day 2 – DJ’s, Hitler & YMCA

Do you, yes you – have any idea how much I am sacrificing by letting you in on these most high secrets…. right off the top – I might as well kiss goodbye my application to be a Cardinal at the Vatican, just scratch that right off my to-do list. It’s really too bad because I was planning on being the first Cardinal-DJ… spinning jams and laying down mad beats in those dope red & gold robes with the super pimp hats…. it’s their loss…. But it doesn’t matter – I’m not doing this for myself, I’m doing it so that all of you may be saved….. from what you ask?…. Oh I get it – you’re the type of people who need to know specifically what fresh hell awaits them, it’s not enough for me to just tell you that it’s real old testament misery and suffering, damnation for all eternity, yada, yada, yada…. well is this specific enough… at great personal danger, I was able to “liberate” construction plans for an unfathomably huge division of hell, where, for starters, your eyes are fused open and you are forced to watch endless re-runs of “Little Mosque on the Prairie” – NOW do I have your attention…  yeah, damn right I do…

If in fact you currently watch and enjoy “Little Mosque” please go up to the top of your browser window, delete this blog, delete your history, clean your cache and never come back… probably, you should also burn your computer…

The Second Seal – Conflict & War,  symbolized by the Red Horse… Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.

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Maketh not the mistake of beckoning forth the Original Village People.. so it is written that Y.M.C.A. shall be the cry, and the people shall call out with gesture of hands in bars....

As with the first lesson, the difficulty in being able to properly interpret the scripture from the practical application is in being able to discern the more subtle hues and shades – a simpleton can read the gospel and assume it to be literal, that is our lords nod to Darwinism & Natural Selection, those people who espouse “his” word and live exactly by the letter of the text will be the first to be rendered asunder… “If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, “You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord, and further to that you shan’t evermore and for eternity be allowed on Celebrity Jeopardy.

This horseman is the harbinger of Warfare and in history there is no greater warrior than the Lord it is written; At his command the oceans and rivers dry up, the lush pastures and the green forests wilt. In his presence the mountains quake, and the hills melt away; the earth trembles, and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before his fierce anger?  Who can survive his burning fury?  His rage blazes forth like fire, and the mountains crumble to dust in his presence. I will sweep away everything in all your land,” says the LORD.  I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die… Cripes… DO NOT cut this guy off in traffic….

Save for other deities, inclusive of Lucifer, the man who in relative modern times who hath excelled in the gentle artistry of the systematic destruction of life on earth and in so doing hath most resembled the second, red horseman is Adolph Hitler. And so the portent is clear, that whence a child, lo, whence THE rainbow child lay down with Hitler and the sign be it forsaken, and sealed with the fierce ignamity of the purest white bear and together the three shall fulfill the prophecy of the trinity, innocence, evil and nature shall be as one….. behold for the second seal shall be upon you and the gate shall open……

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The Rainbow Child, Hitler & a Bear... sounds liketh a bad joketh.... but it foretells a terrible reality, the next gate is loosed......

Dear friends, I am not writing a new commandment, for it is an old one you have always had, right from the beginning and tis but mine best gift to thou to unrest it from its naive slumber….

Haveth a Great Day…

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