Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say’s you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
This is without question the absolute pinnacle of moronic posts – one, I have no problem admitting I am embarrassed to have uploaded. You see, though, there is method to my madness….. when you read stuff like this it really makes you appreciate the quality and general high falutin-ness of what you’ve no doubt become accustomed to in reading Sex Drugs & CT Scans…
If there was no evil – man would never know just how good he had it, same with quality… if everything was always top notch, perfect – you wouldn’t be able to truly appreciate the fine European craftsmanship of my regular posts… so go ahead re-read todays dreck and rejoice in the future posts one is more likely to find here….clever, smart, funny, introspective, amusing, discerning, one may even be so inclined as to use the word pithy.
With a healthy dose of silly……
Have a Great DAY!