Crow, Cat, Cat, Crow & a Bear

WHEW!
What a night that was…………… those guys weren’t from the church at all….

Rest easy chum, I shan’t be easily intimidated. Let me tell you what happened. A number of years back I used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Look, here’s the thing – I really would rather not go into it, let’s just say yada, yada, yada…. I found myself disemboweling a 1800 pound grizzly bear with my teeth.

Not exactly run of the mill and certainly not something you would expect to see in your average suburb, or put another way, not something THEY were expecting to see….. true, it did mean killing my families pet Grizzly “Allan” – I had raised him from a pup, after the unfortunate incident with his mother – but it just goes to show the lengths to which I am willing to go to protect my family.

Oh lordy, the look on their hoods when I came running towards them with chunks of fresh bear flesh coating my face…. Then while wearing the innards of Allan on my head I sat in front of the fully engulfed cross and toasted marshmallows….. my yard cleared out right quick with pick-ups tearing out of there every which-a-way, they were storming off, hoods all droopy and defeated.

So here it is Sunday and rather than continue on with the sin debunking, I’ll probably end up spending most of the day digging up the cross and clearing away the ashes, you never hear about the aftermath of a cross burning, filthy, just filthy. I’ll resume Monday, I have to finish, the truth must be revealed, and It must be me that does it.

Now then – what have I got for you today. Well one day, in the not too distant future, I’m going to do an in-depth study of why there are so many damn cat videos on the net. I don’t know what it is, but the internet is just lousy with cat videos from cute to horrific – right now, at this time I don’t have an answer but rest assured I’ll find one…

Today,we have a cat video for you – yes another one…. this one is pretty awesome. I think the thing that pushes it over the edge into greatness is the musical score – turn up the sound it really makes the difference. The video shows a crow and a cat fighting, then another crow joins in, then another cat joins in, and the music swells accordingly… really pretty great. Take a look and let me know what you think.

Now make some popcorn, turn off the lights and let the show begin.
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I told you it was spectacular, ahhhh the drama of life….. have a great day…

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