Finding a Ring Small Enough to Fit…

Ok, so here’s my final post (this week) on my dream doll….

I’ve been getting lots of letters and notes, telegrams, emails, postcards, sky-writing, billboards…. congratulating me, wishing me well and asking where we will register once our engagement is finalized. But the one single biggest question I have been fielding has been simple, Why?

Why now? – Everyone knows I’ve been predicting the downfall of modern civilization since right around the time I started walking. The signs are all around us… it’s hardly a new prediction but it just seems so … so… relevant now.

You’ve no doubt heard the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words” – keeping that in mind… I’ll let the following pictures do the speaking for me…

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Now, ask me again why I have fallen for a doll…. there is a whole lotta strange out there. Like I said – last post about my plastic fiance… that’s right, she’s accepted my proposal, I have yet to speak with her father – don’t be jealous… be happy for me. Now go on ahead and find your own doll….. just leave mine alone.

Have a Great Day