Nope, no such luck, I’m still weird…

exactly how many times can I say I am trying to come back and get some regular posts on this blog before you all scream bullshit and have me publicly flogged. would it be more or less than the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Before we go any further, as the newly elected president of the dyslexic narcoleptic association I would just like to say