Moose – WTF?

Where the hell do moose get off being so huge? What’s with those massive antlers? Really, you’re gonna go with antlers that big in the brush, “hey guys, check it out, Mike’s got his antlers stuck again”, “Gary, go help him” – “hey check it out, now Gary’s, stuck too” and on and on…. what a ridiculous thing to equip yourself with in the wilderness…. makes me sick even thinking about it…

Stupid, Stupid Moose....

I could go on at length… but it would just aggravate me….  Moose, Jesus, get over yourself……

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