Holy Rockin’

Air Guitar…

An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realized how sweet a thing he had just created and  he wanted to pass it down unto man, when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his resurrection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.


The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and successfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar – since it’s inception – has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.

On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, lift up your hands, put them in the divine position, and rock out….

Rockin out… directly from the bible, so go in him – to love and serve the lord by working the AXE he hath wrought for thou…. play Rockband in your homes amongst your friends and family, play while driving, using the steering wheel as your instrument, to better serve HIM and you would do well to heed the words of Sir Winston Churchill….

….We shall go on to the end, we shall play in France,
we shall play on the seas and oceans,
we shall play with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall play on our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall play on the beaches,
we shall play on the landing grounds,
we shall play in the fields and in the streets,
we shall play in the hills;
we shall never surrender!

and then he went on to win the war – way to go Winston……

Churchill showing the two fingers he used for his famous solos.....

Have a Grrrreat Day.