Yep, I would have Killed him, without hesitation…

January 9, 2011

So, you may have already seen this quiz before – it`s been bouncing around emails for years but it fits in quite nicely with one of my New Years resolutions. I figured this year rather than come up with the same old, same old, I`d invest in some new ones and see if I couldn’t make these ones stick… it`s not like the other ones from years past were exactly flourishing…

(Read the questions, answer in your head, and then look at the answers on the bottom)

QUESTION#1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

QUESTION#2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the answer.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way:
Answer to the abortion question – If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

My resolution, to not judge a book by its cover. Stereotyping works, it save time, it makes things easy… putting someone into a box gives you the freedom and simplicity of not having to break stride while deciding how you will treat them…. So this year I made the conscious decision to not stereotype anymore, I will treat everyone with the same and equal level of disgust and disdain.

Rich, poor, young, old, beautiful or ugly – ok, more ugly than beautiful….. unlike Justice, you will no longer be considered innocent until proven guilt. As a matter of fact things are going to be the complete opposite of that dated and ill-thought out philosophy. From now on, you must prove your worth to me. Enough with the free rides, the genteel, good-natured banter and blinding acceptance of our gosh-darned unique individualism…

Idiots will be dealt with appropriately – time for people to start being accountable for their actions, what they do, will have consequences…

Oh wait, this plan only goes into action when I become President of Earth. Damn, it would have been oh-so-sweet to go ahead and enact that particular declaration immediately. OK earthlings, as you were… I shall bide my time….

Have a Great Day