Category Archive: Health & Wellness

The Schedule, I’m on it…

The anxieties slip into my room before dawn in their sparkle-appliqued caftans and elastic-waist pants, Lee Press-On nails clacking. (I’ve never gotten a clear glimpse, but that’s how I picture them.) They begin… Continue reading →

Stampedes & Hypothetical Hearts

One thing that I’m not a fan of – is this infernal incrementally feeling better, so one day, I’ll wake up, feel pretty good, do a little walk in the morning and things… Continue reading →

Sculpted Thighs, Betty White & Clicking

Good Day, Let me tell you a little bit about what happens around the house when you can’t use your arms, or chest. Right off the bat, you can’t use your arms or… Continue reading →

The Sneeze of Death & Chapstick

Before we dig in to todays gourmet post. Let me take a minute to tell you about my good friend Brent. Brent is a super guy I met while volunteering for the Special… Continue reading →

The Odyssey & Steve McQueen – Part 9

Years ago – I remember seeing a little known Disney movie by the name of Song of the South. Today, I couldn’t tell you a thing about it, not if my life depended… Continue reading →

The Odyssey & A Good Cigar – Part 8

Being so far away from the main part of the ward & the nurses station had its advantages. For example, I was able to build a rudimentary still like the one they had… Continue reading →

The Odyssey & Jello Poop – Part 7

There was significance to this day, over and above the fact that it was now I and not Harry Potter who would be forever named “The Boy who Lived”… I was doing well-ish.… Continue reading →

The Odyssey & Eternal Hellfire – Part 6

Where at first I was cold & reluctant to embrace all my caregivers with open arms and puckered lips, now with each passing day I found myself welcoming their omnipresence. You could simply… Continue reading →

The Odyssey & Gregorian Chanting – Part 5

Ok well, we’ve made it this far, we’re half-way home… I understand how painful it must be for all of you to have read this far – but in a way, it brings… Continue reading →

The Odyssey & Full Contact Shuffleboard – Part 4

I woke up the next morning and things weren’t too bad, as long as I remained perfectly still. After an hour or so, around 7, I received my first breakfast, or food of… Continue reading →