Number 1, 2 & Collateral Damage

Happy Sunday Everyone – Have you all accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?

Dudes, I'm talking to you!!!!!

I certainly hope so, and if not, I’ll pray for you. Not that it matters, most likely we’ll all still gonna burn for eternity – primarily for not being more pious, overtly religious & clergy-ish….. it’s too bad, it really is, because I’d like to be – but no matter how hard I try, I’m just not attracted to little boys…. so I suppose…. the proof is in the pudding and there’s no hope for me.

Ok let’s press on, today topic – bathrooms and more specifically what goes on in there and the differences between men’s and women’s…..

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A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. These are the simple observations of someone who hasn’t yet lost the wondrous curiosity of a child… nope, wait – I meant to say the musings of someone clearly on a significant amount of prescription narcotics. That’s all I have to say about bathrooms.

Another thing that really steams my clam about the Moose,  and here it is….. cats, dogs, mice, birds, elephants, coyotes, bears, turtles, fish, squirrels, sheep, cows, sharks, EVEN fictional creatures such as dragons and the list goes on and on…. ALL these animals, all of them every single one has a decent and entirely watchable cartoon they star in…. the whole bunch of them… the Moose…. he has freakin Bullwinkel…. Bullwinkel the Moose and he’s primarily known for…. for… for.. anyone… anyone… Bueller……… Bueller……. that’s right for being stupid, The moose can’t even make it in the cartoon world…… makes me sick, physically sick….. sometimes I’ll sit alone and… it’s not really crying, more of a heaving sob, and I’ll just get so wrapped up in the fact that it was the buffalo that was culled from the prairies and ended up being virtually eradicated, instead of the moose. It would have been so easy, you only need walk into the woods about 2 feet to find a whole bunch stuck in foliage…. idiots….

I hope you haven’t found this post too terribly rambling because, ohhhh look at that shiny knob the desk lamp, it’s not that really bright stainless steel shiny, it’s more like……..

Have a Great Day.

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