Phantom Buicks & Disillusioned Web Surfing

Yesterdays post left me both physically and spiritually empty.

The Filipino website was a sham as well… oh I suppose now, here, with perfect hindsight and from your high and mighty, oh so lofty perch – it’s easy for you to claim you saw it coming all the way.

But it was a complete sucker punch to me, I figured there was no way there could be TWO bogus websites on the internet – seriously, what are the odds?

Anyways I’m still a bit weak from the whole experience and as a result- today will be audience participation – I’m going to give you a few random photos and leave it for you to fill in the blanks… don’t panic, I’ll get you started with the first half of the caption – then it’s up to you to fill in the blanks….

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1. Even after Alcatraz, the real reason our midget Uncle Morris was our favourite was…….

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2. Try as they might, Randy and Amanda never quite got the hang of…..

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3. Reginald Puddin-Stalk & Rebecca Stillwater, being cats – had totally misunderstood the invitation, it actually said…..

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4. After cleaning up the blood-trail, Ted needed one last smoke before he…..

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5. Yes, legally, Chester was a spider monkey, but as a Rabbit he found…..

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6. Although an enthusiast, it wasn’t the chaffing that bothered Winthorp, it was the…….

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7. Gil had a much better cell phone plan than Trudy, but Trudy’s contract allowed…….

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8. Unable to avoid the truth any longer, Theresa had to admit she had crabs, despite…….

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9. That Christmas morning, Preston would have some explaining to do, Belinda had no idea he was still…….

If you are so inclined send me your answers, the best ones will win a 1987 Buick Regal, courtesy of Stinky Jim’s Turkey Jerky and Auto Massage…. Yes, it’s a massage parlour but the twist is, it’s all do it yourself…..  genius….

Have a Great Day

PS – There is no Buick.

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