Category Archive: Ham & Cheese

A Nice Cup of Tea While Harvesting Organs

Well, if you’re anything like me – after watching the video from yesterday you haven’t been sleeping much. For that, I’m both filled with regret and an odd warmth to my very core…… Continue reading →

The Danger of Apple Pie

I’m not going to apologize anymore when there are gaps between my posts. Suffice to say – if I’m not posting there is a good reason. In most cases it’s because there was… Continue reading →

Don’t Just Blame the ADULTS… Kids suck too!

Last post I was telling you what’s wrong with people in general, today I want to tell you what’s wrong with the younger generation specifically. The problem with young people today is that… Continue reading →

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Burning Babies, Johnny Carson & Toga

One thing that seems to have emerged from my battling these hell sent health demons – is that, I would assume during the open chest procedure, the surgeon nicked my sentimentality gland –… Continue reading →

A Book? Yeah, I’ve Heard of those…

So I found this pretty interesting, I had know what the actual process was for a long time, but to be able to see it – in action, that was a treat. The… Continue reading →

Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers…

Aloha Y’all, I’m sorry for not being able to post yesterday. I thought I saw Osama Bin Laden at the mall and gave chase…  turned out it was just some old greek lady… Continue reading →

Reasons Number 17001 & 17002 why I Rule!

OK, I’m back…. mission accomplished. Egypt is under control. Egyptians, you are welcome. Now look here I’m a pretty confident fellow but sometimes I amaze even myself. I mean seriously, it was even… Continue reading →

Passionately Popping Pounds of Pills & Redemption

So, ummm here’s the deal. I’m only going to be able to post very minimal posts for a couple of days….. Charlie Sheen called…. he needs me…. . Total Train wreck…. Have a… Continue reading →

Sad, but True…

Here’s what I spent most of today wondering… …why are all the telescopes looking for intelligent life in the universe, pointed away from earth? No further explanation needed. . Have a Great Day