Category Archive: Ham & Cheese

A Nice Cup of Tea While Harvesting Organs

Well, if you’re anything like me – after watching the video from yesterday you haven’t been sleeping much. For that, I’m both filled with regret and an odd warmth to my very core…… Continue reading

The Danger of Apple Pie

I’m not going to apologize anymore when there are gaps between my posts. Suffice to say – if I’m not posting there is a good reason. In most cases it’s because there was… Continue reading

Don’t Just Blame the ADULTS… Kids suck too!

Last post I was telling you what’s wrong with people in general, today I want to tell you what’s wrong with the younger generation specifically. The problem with young people today is that… Continue reading


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Burning Babies, Johnny Carson & Toga

One thing that seems to have emerged from my battling these hell sent health demons – is that, I would assume during the open chest procedure, the surgeon nicked my sentimentality gland –… Continue reading

A Book? Yeah, I’ve Heard of those…

So I found this pretty interesting, I had know what the actual process was for a long time, but to be able to see it – in action, that was a treat. The… Continue reading

Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers…

Aloha Y’all, I’m sorry for not being able to post yesterday. I thought I saw Osama Bin Laden at the mall and gave chase… ┬áturned out it was just some old greek lady… Continue reading

Reasons Number 17001 & 17002 why I Rule!

OK, I’m back…. mission accomplished. Egypt is under control. Egyptians, you are welcome. Now look here I’m a pretty confident fellow but sometimes I amaze even myself. I mean seriously, it was even… Continue reading

Passionately Popping Pounds of Pills & Redemption

So, ummm here’s the deal. I’m only going to be able to post very minimal posts for a couple of days….. Charlie Sheen called…. he needs me…. . Total Train wreck…. Have a… Continue reading

Sad, but True…

Here’s what I spent most of today wondering… …why are all the telescopes looking for intelligent life in the universe, pointed away from earth? No further explanation needed. . Have a Great Day