Abe Lincoln, Intelligent Apes & Nearly Choking to Death
OK sports fans, ignore that TEST post that went up earlier today… 1st you should know by now I NEVER post during the day, and 2nd I never post ads or spam type… Continue reading
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Gold Bullion, Buick Skylarks & Ponzi Schemes
Well it appears that things are settling down somewhat… it’s almost gone too far in the other direction now… here, let me explain. These mile-wide swings are so incredibly frustrating. I spent a… Continue reading
Narnia, OZ, Hogwarts and Atlantis…. Jealous?
You couldn’t possibly know the terrible comforting warmth that descends upon you in those few, haunting, silent minutes after the shooting has ended. The spree and your fury spent, the odd coppery smell… Continue reading
Loading the Shotgun of Medical Justice
I wish I felt this well…… . I feel stupendously bad, hence the no posts, I’m sorry – I hate not writting anything… I’ve been busy sawing off the end and loading my… Continue reading
Why Doesn’t Canadian Tire sell New Hearts?
A- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha, breath hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahah…. Well the universe sure is testing me… Saw the cardiologist and basically what he said, now keep in mind he isn’t the cardiac surgeon he is the… Continue reading
I see stress as Lady Macbeth saw blood….
I’ve never been what you’d call particularly New Age-ish type person. Oh sure we’ve all had those awkward teen years when we worshipped Satan but other than that, I’m surprisingly white-bread. Who cares?… Continue reading
Shit Sandwich, with a Side of French Fried Shit & Shitty Gravy
Ladies and Gentlemen, I put it to you…. WTF? Ok this is bad. Here’s the situation. I went back to work last Friday. Half days as per my doctors orders, 2 weeks of… Continue reading
The Truth Hurts
Hi, Feeling a bit under the weather… Oh and the arrhythmia is back. Have a Great Day
Blow Torches, Goiters, Mexico & Gary Busey
Are you all aware of this 10,000 steps a day business? So my doctors all said – get out, walk.. so I’ve gotten out.. and walked. It was slow going at first, I… Continue reading
Balls of Bone & Scars of Silk
How often is too often to play with my scar before it gets weird? Where would I even go to find the answer to a question like that? I mean without me ending… Continue reading