Ok now this, Right Here – Is messed UP!
So here is todays story of wonder and amusement. These last few posts I’ve been discussing the injustice, the triumphs and tragedies of life. Specifically my railing at the powers that be for… Continue reading
Monthly Archive: January, 2011
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Why the Universe does, in fact, Revolve Around Me!
How much pressure is too much? I mean it… …just how much pressure can you use when twisting the heads of puppies before it becomes too much? Cute, tiny, defenseless, newborn, half-blind fluffy,… Continue reading
Behold, It is 3 Days Later and I have Risen…
I would like to thank two people for helping me navigate the choppy seas as of late, But soft, what light through yonder window breaks…. The first is Shakespeare… and.. It’s ’bout as… Continue reading
Shit Sandwich, with a Side of French Fried Shit & Shitty Gravy
Ladies and Gentlemen, I put it to you…. WTF? Ok this is bad. Here’s the situation. I went back to work last Friday. Half days as per my doctors orders, 2 weeks of… Continue reading
The Truth Hurts
Hi, Feeling a bit under the weather… Oh and the arrhythmia is back. Have a Great Day
My Cup Runneth Over
You know…. for all our complaining and belly aching, we have things pretty good. Imagine looking out your balcony and watching this, I ‘m guessing, suddenly there would be a radical alteration in… Continue reading
Blow Torches, Goiters, Mexico & Gary Busey
Are you all aware of this 10,000 steps a day business? So my doctors all said – get out, walk.. so I’ve gotten out.. and walked. It was slow going at first, I… Continue reading
VooDoo, Rats, Goats & Croquet
Sounds simple doesn’t it. It isn’t. Yet people who ignore the eight words above do so at their own peril. It’s pretty much the sole reason I began studying the black art of… Continue reading
Spiders & location, location, location…
This question caused an argument in my house… Research has found that the average person swallows three spiders while sleeping in a lifetime. Guess which side I came down on…. yea, of course… Continue reading
Yep, I would have Killed him, without hesitation…
So, you may have already seen this quiz before – it`s been bouncing around emails for years but it fits in quite nicely with one of my New Years resolutions. I figured this… Continue reading