Sometimes They ARE trying to Kill You.
To the executives of Shopper’s Drug Mart, Listen up you clever sons of bitches, I know what you’re up to. I know your strategy, I’m hip to your game plan. I’m not stupid… Continue reading
Category Archive: Hinky
Memories, Routines & Cascading Puss
Well, did you watch yesterdays movie clip….. have you recovered yet. Yes – clearly it was too much way, way, way, too much, but it was also fun. Tons of fun, the kind… Continue reading
I Certainly Hope you Don’t Expect Me to Go ON…..
I’m….. I’m sorry – – I …. I just can’t …. I couldn’t possibly write a post tonight – I just found out, Oprah has a sister, THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT! It’s… Continue reading
Babies, I’ll tell you what they’re good for…
Greetings & Salutations to one and all…. It’s me, Rooster – just kidding. Ok look, tonight is going to be short and sweet – 1st day back at work tomorrow, 1st day in… Continue reading
Mall Helmets, Adoptions & Hummel
We.., that’s it, after years and years of collecting, with the passing of this Christmas – I’ve finally managed to complete my “Salute to Destitute Children of the World” Hummel Figurines. They are… Continue reading
Christmas Holiday Memo from Head Office
Christmas Memo; From: Head Office Attn: All Managers and above.. The following will be the only legitimate reasons or excuses accepted for the canceling of Christmas…. . . . . . . .… Continue reading
The Church & Lighter Fluid
Well, I know you are expecting day three of my crusade to disprove the Seven Deadly Sins but, I have three Cardinals, two Bishops, an Arch-Deacon and some guy calling himself the Grand… Continue reading
Addiction, Hillbillies & Plutonium…. Help
So, there I was listening to Pink Floyd while doing some revisions on the Bible…. I decided it read better after I removed the bits about evolution & natural selection…. hahahahahahahahahaahaaaha! I suppose… Continue reading
Me, Roger, Dave & That Bloody Wall
of course there was only one thing left to do and so I finished writing the last lines, as I had promised both Roger & David…. and my god how we laughed, until… Continue reading
Old Men, Zombies & Orville
Excuse me, were you just admiring my legs. Why yes, yes I think you might have been – completely understandable. They are chiseled granite perfection – clearly sculpted directly from the hammer of… Continue reading