Category Archive: Hinky

Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had… Continue reading

The Bell Tolls…. for Pandas

How long can someone get by on looks alone? If there is one animal who has traded on his looks for far too long, it would have to be the Panda. OK yea,… Continue reading

Health, Halloween, & Hair

Over the course of a lifetime, when you pause to smell the roses – take a moment to not only reflect on what surrounds you but also what you personally have accomplished – … Continue reading

Things to do when You’re Dead

Fancy yourself an interesting individual? Wondering how you can express your creativity after your death? I am. What about having something funky done with your body? Ok maybe this hasn’t been the type… Continue reading

Mentors & Lazy Eyes

Think back, way way back to when you were younger and life was exciting and pregnant with possibilities, the sky was my limit, potential was infinite…  that was before the sweet bird of… Continue reading

Grooved Plastic & Sausages

I don’t know why. It was just one of those things – I’m sure it’s happened to you. Something weird, totally unnecessary, gets in your craw and you can’t think of anything else… Continue reading

Bloody Hell…

So…..ummmmmm… did anyone bother to tell Team Canada that I have HEART Issues…….. Dearest Men, if you need inspiration or  directions to the podium, yes I understand how difficult it is for men… Continue reading