Category Archive: How come I'm not in charge of everything?

Murder, Death, Kill & Babies

All kids act up at times, especially if their basic needs have not been met. Like adults, kids need to be well-rested, well-fed and have a balance of structured and unstructured activity in… Continue reading

Avoid Little Green Men…

THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials are almost certain to exist — but that instead of seeking… Continue reading

Focused Randomness….

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? 3.… Continue reading

Maximum Density & New Boobs

Earlier today we went to see Repomen at the cinema, starring Jude Law, picture Michael Cain’s younger, gayer, brother if you aren’t familiar with Jude…. and Forest Whitaker ….. the “Ghost Dog” himself,… Continue reading

Lasers, Filth & Awesomeness

Every so often  something comes along that is so revolutionary, so cutting edge, so completely off the radar that everything that comes after it – will be changed – forever…. I’ve found it,… Continue reading

Lotteries & Lymphoma

You may have noticed some slight changes to the home page…. I’m still getting used to the blogosphere and slowly making improvements, ideally enhancing your enjoyment. The categories at the top will help… Continue reading

Mischief, Mayhem and Soap

I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we… Continue reading

Give ME your Old broken Gold

So I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’ve all seen the commercials where you are invited  to gather up all the excess gold you’ve got lying around, drop it into an envelope and… Continue reading

It’s a Laugh Riot!

Not sure if it was transmitted across the country or not, because it was pulled from our TV News pretty quick, but yesterday morning the anti-olympic  protesters decided to go out, express themselves… Continue reading

My Intentions are Pure…..

At least for now, on the off chance that these posts become so utterly enthralling and something you, dear reader, NEED… well then I’ll consider charging huge coin for the right to consume… Continue reading