Category Archive: Husband Chair Observations

Blood, Religion & More Blood

In keeping within yesterday’s musical theme, I present for your enjoyment, the following; Amazing Grace Amazing grace! How sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now… Continue reading →

The Aokigahara Forest

A few weeks back, as I sat immobile – day after day, unable to do much else and pretty much OD’d on daytime TV – I spent a good amount of  the time… Continue reading →

8 Weeks, Pantyhose & Round-House Kicking Your Mom

I kind of passed a milestone a couple of days back. It’s been 8 weeks since the operation. Immediately after the surgery I was given all kinds of literature telling me how 8… Continue reading →

Me, New Jersey Aliens & Possibility

The day before Halloween, on Oct. 30, 1938, millions of Americans tuned in to a popular radio program that featured plays directed by, and often starring, Orson Welles – The Mercury Theatre on… Continue reading →

Blood Balls, Nascar & Disgust

It’s been a fair while, since I’ve disgusted you… or at least I hope it has. I’m going to disgust you twice today, once with my stupidity and secondly with my Scar… First,… Continue reading →

Hey Richard Cranium… I’m Talking to YOU!

My friends, many of you know that I love a good moustache….. Alrighty, now that we’ve established that….. Being home and laid up, I’ve spent a whole whack of time on the computer… Continue reading →

Einstein and Hawking & Why I’m smarter than Both…..

Take a look at this quick little video…. Don’t watch it ironically, or with a smirk. Try not to watch it with your head, but with your heart. Listen to the music, try… Continue reading →

Mark Twain, Burgers & Oily Vixens

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~ Mark Twain . Is he an Idiot… Continue reading →

Leaving the Operation with More than I Came in With….

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it’s you girl, and you should know it With each… Continue reading →

Wooly Mammoths & Tapping out in the UFC of Life

Our culture is not dreamer friendly. As a result, way too many of us spend way too much time concerned with fitting in. There’s no shame, we’re battling thousands of years of conditioning.… Continue reading →