1st Rebirthday – Hardcore Suckage…
Hey, wanna hear something funny. Today is exactly 1 month since the surgery, Besides the pain and soreness, stiffness, and pain I’ve been peachy keen. No reactions to any of the new drugs… Continue reading
Extra Steel In my Chest, Donkey Tranquilizer & Russian Satellites
The Thoracic Surgeon, Dr Evans – He’s a little gnome-like man, cheerful & smiley… …always a kind word for me, very encouraging and supportive – he inspires confidence, which is huge in someone… Continue reading
The Schedule, I’m on it…
The anxieties slip into my room before dawn in their sparkle-appliqued caftans and elastic-waist pants, Lee Press-On nails clacking. (I’ve never gotten a clear glimpse, but that’s how I picture them.) They begin… Continue reading
Stampedes & Hypothetical Hearts
One thing that I’m not a fan of – is this infernal incrementally feeling better, so one day, I’ll wake up, feel pretty good, do a little walk in the morning and things… Continue reading
Mistakenly Surfing Porn & The Removing of the Stitches
I don’t think I’ve ever shared the story of the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas…. ….because it’s personal. Jesus, where do you get off? So I’ve been home for a… Continue reading
Einstein and Hawking & Why I’m smarter than Both…..
Take a look at this quick little video…. Don’t watch it ironically, or with a smirk. Try not to watch it with your head, but with your heart. Listen to the music, try… Continue reading
Pros & Cons of Ink
The majority of my posts for the last couple of weeks have been on the lengthy side, so in the spirit of giving everyone including me a break, today will be short and… Continue reading
Human Sharks & The Meat Sweats
OK…I’m really starting to get bored. I am not really a sit around type person, never have been and I expect I never will be. I am, the human shark, if some part… Continue reading
Sculpted Thighs, Betty White & Clicking
Good Day, Let me tell you a little bit about what happens around the house when you can’t use your arms, or chest. Right off the bat, you can’t use your arms or… Continue reading
Mark Twain, Burgers & Oily Vixens
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~ Mark Twain . Is he an Idiot… Continue reading