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Pigeons, Slabs of Ham & Character Flaws

Well, it’s been 14 days since my last post – you know the one right after I vowed to write a post every single day of 2012. Allow me to explain – personally,… Continue reading

What happens when you think you knew what you thought you didn’t know?

Around 1900, America¬†started to have frequent polio epidemics. Starting in 1916, they happened every summer, which came to be called “polio season”. Over the years, they got worse. In 1951, thousands of children… Continue reading

News Flash

Clearly, I’ve already failed miserably at the one resolution I made to try and post once a day for every single day of this year. Despite the whole Mayan end of the world… Continue reading

Job Posting & Guaranteed Sexual Harassment Suits

As hard as it may be to believe, occasionally ¬†– I have nothing to say. Ha HA just kidding, I always have something to say, what I meant was – sometimes I’m too… Continue reading

Life Lessons set to Music….

Today, we’ve got a real treat… Ladies and Gentleman, let’s have a big hand for Mr Johnny Cash… singing, Don’t take your Guns to Town… A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless… Continue reading

Today’s Magic Phrase is “Sprained Uterus”

Happy New Year, Y’all I’m going to try and post something every single day this year, even if it’s only a few words. I’m feeling all aglow, in the post new years optimism.… Continue reading

And lo, did a Mountain of Wrapping Paper Appear Before Me…

Merry Christmas Everyone. 2010 was bad, 2011 was worse – let’s hope 2012 bucks the trend. I feel pretty good so maybe, we’ve finally got this thing licked. Of course the pessimist in… Continue reading

And when the rock was rolled away, behold, for the tomb was empty…

The fog is clearing… the forest is thinning… the waves are receding… Finally, the dust settles, the battlefield stands still in the pre-dawn light, the only thing moving is a fetid smell that… Continue reading

BUT, Where’s the Nanny When you Really Need Her?

Today, nothing except a dramatization of my personal philosophy…. or at least the one I wish I had… It made an impression on me as a kid and I’ve found it to be… Continue reading

The Marlboro Man & Doctors Lie…. BUT – For your Own Good

Now Listen here… I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain… I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend… I’ve also… Continue reading