1st Rebirthday – Hardcore Suckage…

Hey, wanna hear something funny. Today is exactly 1 month since the surgery, Besides the pain and soreness, stiffness, and pain I’ve been peachy keen. No reactions to any of the new drugs… Continue reading →

Extra Steel In my Chest, Donkey Tranquilizer & Russian Satellites

The Thoracic Surgeon, Dr Evans – He’s a little gnome-like man, cheerful & smiley… …always a kind word for me, very encouraging and supportive – he inspires confidence, which is huge in someone… Continue reading →

The Schedule, I’m on it…

The anxieties slip into my room before dawn in their sparkle-appliqued caftans and elastic-waist pants, Lee Press-On nails clacking. (I’ve never gotten a clear glimpse, but that’s how I picture them.) They begin… Continue reading →

Stampedes & Hypothetical Hearts

One thing that I’m not a fan of – is this infernal incrementally feeling better, so one day, I’ll wake up, feel pretty good, do a little walk in the morning and things… Continue reading →

Mistakenly Surfing Porn & The Removing of the Stitches

I don’t think I’ve ever shared the story of the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas…. ….because it’s personal. Jesus, where do you get off? So I’ve been home for a… Continue reading →

Einstein and Hawking & Why I’m smarter than Both…..

Take a look at this quick little video…. Don’t watch it ironically, or with a smirk. Try not to watch it with your head, but with your heart. Listen to the music, try… Continue reading →

Pros & Cons of Ink

The majority of my posts for the last couple of weeks have been on the lengthy side, so in the spirit of giving everyone including me a break, today will be short and… Continue reading →

Human Sharks & The Meat Sweats

OK…I’m really starting to get bored. I am not really a sit around type person, never have been and I expect I never will be. I am, the human shark, if some part… Continue reading →

Sculpted Thighs, Betty White & Clicking

Good Day, Let me tell you a little bit about what happens around the house when you can’t use your arms, or chest. Right off the bat, you can’t use your arms or… Continue reading →

Mark Twain, Burgers & Oily Vixens

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~ Mark Twain . Is he an Idiot… Continue reading →