Me, Lizzie Borden & My Cardiologist
Seem to have worked out a compromise with God and really, from what I’ve heard, 1000 years in purgatory will just fly-by…. Speaking of Purgatory, I managed to see my primary cardiologist today.… Continue reading
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Well…. I guess I’m Screwed…
Today, I want to discuss, Hang on….hold up…. someone is texting me – oh and I’m getting a tweet….. oh and wait, also an email, and a posting on my facebook wall, oops… Continue reading
Heaven or Hell… Table for One Please….
I don’t expect you’d find it to be too much of a stretch to imagine that the thought of death has crossed my mind more than a few times over these past months.… Continue reading
Crapping Rainbows & Sunshine
I fully realize the sweet pigeon of luck and fortune is not likely to swoop in, and crap rainbows and sunshine all over my shoulders – so whether I feel like it or… Continue reading
Illegally Parked Cement Trucks
Hi… It’s sunday, in the summer… I still feel incredibly cruddy and I’m sure you can use the few minutes you normally graciously devote to reading my ramblings in a constructive way. I’ll… Continue reading
Pear Trees & Stress Sandwiches
There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and… Continue reading
In Summary
Let me tell you what lays beyond exhaustion. What comes after you’ve burned out, after you’ve spent every single molecule of energy on stress and fear and anger and frustration and concern and… Continue reading
Waiting for your Fontanelle to Harden…
When I was 5 Years Old, my Mom told me Happiness was the KEY to life… When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up…… Continue reading
Debbie Downer & James Brown
I’m sorry the posts have all been such, debbie downers these past few days but I have been in a funk that would make James Brown jealous…… It just feels like I’ve been… Continue reading
Help ME…. Tootie, Blair, Jo, Nathalie & Mrs Garrett
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life. There’s a time you got to go and show… Continue reading