Category Archive: Health & Wellness

My Chemical Romance, NOT the Band

Todays post has some “graphic images”, of a sensitive nature – so you kids, be careful – I warned you. A whole whack of time ago – (the whack is an actual unit… Continue reading

Meteors, Zombies & Peeing Yourself

You know, up until these past few weeks, I couldn’t complain about any of my experiences as a patron of the health care industry. The doctors had been swell, the nurses even better… Continue reading

Propofol, Latin Hookers & Pacemakers

As I was saying, there was a slight discomfort in the chestal region. They give you some meds during the procedure to help you endure the 5 ticket ride. I found out later… Continue reading

Burns, Burgers & Trains…

Ok, so… ummm…. Here’s the thing. I was really kind of counting on the world ending last Saturday. I figured I had pillaged and plundered plenty, not to mention walked on the moon… Continue reading

Of Course Not…

It didn’t work.

Stuck on the Bottom of a Fighter Jet…

Wow, I almost forgot how to log on…. it has been a couple of weeks. Sorry. They have been spectacular weeks – that have re-defined the very meaning of the word suck. I’m… Continue reading

Hatred, Anger & the Healing Power of Cheezies

Let’s all have a wee stroll down memory lane… the reason I’m on the warfarin in the first place is because they discovered that due to my having been in A-Fib for so… Continue reading

Butt Tape & Blood on the Chicklets

Hi All, Obviously the universe has made the decision that no matter what happens, it isn’t going to make this easy for me. Those who’ve been with me since the beginning are acutely… Continue reading

Long Day’s Journey into Night…

Hello. I’m in an extended time out. I know, I know – how will you ever make it through the day without my gentle guidance and wisdom. Well I have every faith in… Continue reading

Part 2 – Back from the Dead with Revenge in my Heart

…when last we left our intrepid adventurer he had just been strapped in to the evil nurses death-maker machine. Things looked bleak…… but it would take more than mere death to stop our… Continue reading