Why Doesn’t Canadian Tire sell New Hearts?

A- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha, breath hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahah…. Well the universe sure is testing me… Saw the cardiologist and basically what he said, now keep in mind he isn’t the cardiac surgeon he is the… Continue reading

I Certainly Hope you Don’t Expect Me to Go ON…..

I’m….. I’m sorry –  – I …. I just can’t …. I couldn’t possibly write a post tonight – I just found out, Oprah has a sister, THAT SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT! It’s… Continue reading

Christopher Columbus, Wrinkles & Addiction

So, turns out I have another “disorder” but this one is clearly genetic. It’s a forceful, pulsing, driving – insatiable yearning to iron. As in clothes. No mystery there, anyone who knows my… Continue reading

I see stress as Lady Macbeth saw blood….

I’ve never been what you’d call particularly New Age-ish type person. Oh sure we’ve all had those awkward teen years when we worshipped Satan but other than that, I’m surprisingly white-bread. Who cares?… Continue reading

Giving Selflessly of Myself… Again

I don’t have much to say tonight, I think what I’ll do is just turn in early…. I usually wake up pretty early on sunday mornings. Not because I want to, it’s because… Continue reading

Sad, but True…

Here’s what I spent most of today wondering… …why are all the telescopes looking for intelligent life in the universe, pointed away from earth? No further explanation needed. . Have a Great Day

Ok now this, Right Here – Is messed UP!

So here is todays story of wonder and amusement. These last few posts I’ve been discussing the injustice, the triumphs and tragedies of life. Specifically my railing at the powers that be for… Continue reading

Why the Universe does, in fact, Revolve Around Me!

How much pressure is too much? I mean it… …just how much pressure can you use when twisting the heads of puppies before it becomes too much? Cute, tiny, defenseless, newborn, half-blind fluffy,… Continue reading

Behold, It is 3 Days Later and I have Risen…

I would like to thank two people for helping me navigate the choppy seas as of late, But soft, what light through yonder window breaks…. The first is Shakespeare… and.. It’s ’bout as… Continue reading

Shit Sandwich, with a Side of French Fried Shit & Shitty Gravy

Ladies and Gentlemen, I put it to you…. WTF? Ok this is bad. Here’s the situation. I went back to work last Friday. Half days as per my doctors orders, 2 weeks of… Continue reading