Blood, Mouth Breathing & Women’s Underwear

I just finished watching Dateline NBC – yea I know, I’ve been watching a bunch of TV, not really able to do too much else. It was all about that Colonel at Trenton… Continue reading →

Tadpoles, Frogs & Cincinnati

I don’t know how many aliens I could fight with my bare hands before I was overcome. Really, no idea… But at the risk of sounding overly ambitious I bet it would be… Continue reading →

Whether the knife falls on the melon or the melon on the knife, the melon suffers…

Aloha Y’all, I’m sorry for not being able to post yesterday. I thought I saw Osama Bin Laden at the mall and gave chase…  turned out it was just some old greek lady… Continue reading →

Having the Courage to Admit you Have a Problem

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social… Continue reading →

Hope Your Valentines Day ROCKS!

You need speakers to fully appreciate yo…. Have a Great Day

What Perfect Looks Like

I’m in need of a bit of light lifting for tonight’s post. I’m tired, still can’t get the bloody smell off and am jazzed about Russel Brand on SNL…. please don’t be bad….… Continue reading →

Reasons Number 17001 & 17002 why I Rule!

OK, I’m back…. mission accomplished. Egypt is under control. Egyptians, you are welcome. Now look here I’m a pretty confident fellow but sometimes I amaze even myself. I mean seriously, it was even… Continue reading →

Countries were Made to be Served

Back when our parents were kids in the 1800’s – I think they had more opportunity to serve their country. World wars, international conflicts, there were plenty of chances where they found themselves… Continue reading →

You haven’t been Stabbed? Give it Time…

Regular readers will be well aware of the phenomenally hard road I’ve had to hoe. I can easily say with no word of a lie or exaggeration of any kind that since the… Continue reading →

Sometimes They ARE trying to Kill You.

To the executives of Shopper’s Drug Mart, Listen up you clever sons of bitches, I know what you’re up to. I know your strategy, I’m hip to your game plan. I’m not stupid… Continue reading →