Tight Pants, Octopus & Living your Dreams

Well, I told you we were going to see True Grit, we did…. and, hey mikey, she liked it. Now really there could be no stronger endorsement than that – Me, I was… Continue reading

How Hollywood Blew It!

Allow me to share my intention for tomorrow. I’m dragging the old ball and chain…. to see True Grit – she is not completely sold on the idea. Right off the bat, she… Continue reading

Naked, Racist, Elegant, Penguin Rage

Well, it was another blow-the-roof-off New Years celebration for me. Eventually and for as long as I can remember, no matter where I start out – I always end up at the zoo,… Continue reading

I want 2010 to be Shot in the Head and left for Dead

Nothing fancy or clever, nothing uproariously funny about my 2011 resolutions, nothing outrageous, nothing scary, nothing dangerous, nothing smart, nothing dumb, nothing reflective or wise, nothing worth repeating….. I’m just happy to see… Continue reading

The Other White Meat

Warning: Todays Post is Exceptionally Graphic and should be avoided by those weak of stomach BUT there is a Christmas tie-in…proceed at your own risk… I warned you… So, these two cannibals are… Continue reading

Sun Tzu, Julia Roberts & Missing Children

A number of years back there was a motivational speaker by the name of Susan Powter, perhaps you remember the shock of spiky white hair? . She had a catch phrase, “Stop the… Continue reading

Mall Helmets, Adoptions & Hummel

We.., that’s it, after years and years of collecting, with the passing of this Christmas – I’ve finally managed to complete my “Salute to Destitute Children of the World” Hummel Figurines. They are… Continue reading

A Very Special Hanukkah…

Merry Christmas Everyone! May Santa bring you everything you’ve asked for… Thank You very much to each and every single one of you for spending some time with me this past year, I… Continue reading

Communists Ruined Christmas

Well, here it is Christmas Eve, Eve… I’m a big fan of christmas.. BIG – I love the whole shooting match. Actually funny I should use the word shooting, I’m sorry you have… Continue reading

God Bless America

Just a little treat with Jesus’s birthday right around the corner….. May I jut say how utterly I detest Jay Leno….. There are tons of these on utube, and yes I’m sure they… Continue reading