Baa Baa Broken Womb… A Nation Weeps

Maybe the Dingo ate your baby, and with that we all laughed and drank enough beer to wash away our pain, and inflict permanent liver damage. So began another Christmas I was destined… Continue reading

Fires, Filthy Nuns & Knowledge

I wouldn’t call myself racist, I don’t harbour any prejudice and I’ve always believed in giving others a chance until they give me a reason not too… which is why I freaking hate… Continue reading

How You Can Feel Better…Right NOW!

A few days ago I joked about what you all can get me for Christmas.Then I made with the har-dee-hars by going on about the elaborate gifts that were flooding my way…. but… Continue reading

Christmas Holiday Memo from Head Office

Christmas Memo; From: Head Office Attn: All Managers and above.. The following will be the only legitimate reasons or excuses accepted for the canceling of Christmas…. . . . . . . .… Continue reading

Stabbing Kids & My Yule Log

The holidays, what can I say about the holidays we all haven’t heard a thousand times before, as I sit in my former bed chair in front of the TV composing this post,… Continue reading

Christmas Snakes & Lizards

Well, the impending appearance of Jolly Old Saint Nick, is but a week away and I’ve yet to touch on the subject. I intend to remedy that, starting with this – the first… Continue reading

Flirting with Disaster

Despite the bravado I spew in these posts about far off adventures in exotic locales, they’ve never made me nervous until something one of my girlfriends said to me last night. I don’t… Continue reading

Blowing our Cover…

Perhaps you’ve noticed, I often have flights of fancy & random tangents in my posts. Not to say every word isn’t the god’s honest truth, but as an African-Canadian, perhaps it’s as simple… Continue reading

Confusion Grenades, Manatees & Puke

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. If you get away with it, you’re brave, if you don’t, you’re stupid. How do you choose which side of the fence you’ll land… Continue reading

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