Somebody… Anybody…. Help Me….

How can I simultaneously hate and love something so much……..I double dog dare you to watch at least the first minute of each of these videos…. . . Welcome to the fascinating world… Continue reading

Coulrophobia, Bunnies & Hell

Let me tell you about the time I spent in Tajikistan at the… actually I can’t – plenty of what happened there is still waaay classified. But I can tell you how I… Continue reading

Parachutes, Runny Noses & Dead Russians

I’m feeling better today, not sure what all the hub-bub was… I suppose it could be the meds messing with me. Every couple of weeks, I wake up one morning feeling cruddy, coughing,… Continue reading

Feverish Delusions and The Deep South…

Apologies Sports Fans, I’m sick. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow. Let’s hope this is not the first in a long string of illnesses brought on by my weakened immune system…. stupid, stupid… Continue reading

Old Men, Zombies & Orville

Excuse me, were you just admiring my legs. Why yes, yes I think you might have been – completely understandable. They are chiseled granite perfection – clearly sculpted directly from the hammer of… Continue reading

You’ve Got Dead Mail…

Short and sweet post today. During my online escapades I found this Video which explains a – for the most part free – service. Basically what it does is work as a safe… Continue reading

Underground Horrors & Altered DNA

Hey, have any of you heard something or other about some miners getting stuck, or rescued or something? I just caught it quickly out of the corner of my eye, briefly on some… Continue reading

Science Proves… You CAN Compare Apples and Oranges!

Hi Everyone – Tonight I’m not feeling well at all, I’m OK, just sort of generally cruddy… not sure I could get my brain rolling. The last 3 nights I’ve only had about… Continue reading

Chicken Love & The Pony Express

Who among us can stand up, honestly, confidently and raise their hand crying out in all sincerity “NO, I have never loved a Chicken” – Oh I imagine that would be a pretty… Continue reading

Domestic Violence, Duels & Calling Me a Liar

Apparently, there seems to be some issues regarding yesterdays post. Mainly, it seems to be a few people writing in to “discuss” some “glaring” factual inaccuracies in my post. Really?! Basically what’s happened… Continue reading