Monthly Archive: February, 2011

Hope Your Valentines Day ROCKS!

You need speakers to fully appreciate yo…. Have a Great Day

What Perfect Looks Like

I’m in need of a bit of light lifting for tonight’s post. I’m tired, still can’t get the bloody smell off and am jazzed about Russel Brand on SNL…. please don’t be bad….… Continue reading

Reasons Number 17001 & 17002 why I Rule!

OK, I’m back…. mission accomplished. Egypt is under control. Egyptians, you are welcome. Now look here I’m a pretty confident fellow but sometimes I amaze even myself. I mean seriously, it was even… Continue reading

Countries were Made to be Served

Back when our parents were kids in the 1800’s – I think they had more opportunity to serve their country. World wars, international conflicts, there were plenty of chances where they found themselves… Continue reading

You haven’t been Stabbed? Give it Time…

Regular readers will be well aware of the phenomenally hard road I’ve had to hoe. I can easily say with no word of a lie or exaggeration of any kind that since the… Continue reading

Sometimes They ARE trying to Kill You.

To the executives of Shopper’s Drug Mart, Listen up you clever sons of bitches, I know what you’re up to. I know your strategy, I’m hip to your game plan. I’m not stupid… Continue reading

If my gone is brain, how talk will I?

Today will be a bit of an experiment in the use of technology, sort of a  – state of the technological union – address. On my laptop I have a speech recognition program… Continue reading

The Viet Cong & Sweet Sixteenth Birthdays

Well, apologies for not writing anything Saturday night, but this weekend – on top of everything else – my oldest daughter turned 16. So yes, I am officially old. You’re right, having dinner… Continue reading

Narnia, OZ, Hogwarts and Atlantis…. Jealous?

You couldn’t possibly know the terrible comforting warmth that descends upon you in those few, haunting, silent minutes after the shooting has ended. The spree and your fury spent, the odd coppery smell… Continue reading

Loading the Shotgun of Medical Justice

I wish I felt this well…… . I feel stupendously bad, hence the no posts, I’m sorry – I hate not writting anything… I’ve been busy sawing off the end and loading my… Continue reading