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Category Archive: Horse Play

Timely Social Commentary – Redux

I misspoke…… …of course, when I used the word hate yesterday – what I meant to do was use the word mate… I mate poor people… LOL, I mixed up the H and… Continue reading

Cancer, Child Abuse, Suicide, Arson and Some other Stuff I Find Funny…

“Through humour, you can soften some of the worst blows life has to offer. And once you find the laughter, no matter how painful the situation, you can survive it.” Today I’m going… Continue reading

Mistakenly Surfing Porn & The Removing of the Stitches

I don’t think I’ve ever shared the story of the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas…. ….because it’s personal. Jesus, where do you get off? So I’ve been home for a… Continue reading

Human Sharks & The Meat Sweats

OK…I’m really starting to get bored. I am not really a sit around type person, never have been and I expect I never will be. I am, the human shark, if some part… Continue reading

Deaf Policemen, My Blood & Oxymorons

I’m sorry Y’all…I was in the kitchen for hours trying different herbs and spices…. Couldn’t decide if I would bake or braise, simmer or saute… just too darn many feelings and emotions covering… Continue reading

Finding Solace in a Playmate…

I’m sitting here alone tonight, my “domestic engineering goddess” is out watching Micheal Buble. (Pause while all ladies swoon) No, I didn’t go. He’s just Ok, but I’m not stupid crazy for him… Continue reading

Mistakes, Rice & Whores….

People make mistakes, before you go off on them, remember this story…. A newlywed and his wife return home after their honeymoon, upon unpacking he sees his wife take a small packet out… Continue reading

Corn…. It always starts with Corn…

I’m not sure if it’s a result of getting older or the fact that I’m almost always on edge these days….. but there is not doubt about it – I’m getting crankier –… Continue reading

Is your Life ever worth a Watermelon?

Despite the “challenges” of late, It’s important that I try to increase my activity level each day. Of course, when I’m in one of my Tachycardic ballets it would be more than foolish… Continue reading

Help ME…. Tootie, Blair, Jo, Nathalie & Mrs Garrett

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life. There’s a time you got to go and show… Continue reading