Focused Randomness….

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? 3.… Continue reading

Sarcasm, Now with Extra Sarcasm…

According to the Oxford english Dictionary, the word “Sarcasm” derives from ancient Greek for “to tear flesh, gnash the teeth, speak bitterly.” It’s first definition is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or… Continue reading

Healers & Alien Abductions

You know what’s strange? Just about anything if you think about it long enough….  If you are anything like me…. and I’m betting you thank your lucky stars you’re not…. then you get… Continue reading

Jack Shit

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had… Continue reading

McObesity, McResearch & Deterrents…

Technically & legally no, I am not licensed to practice medicine in any Commonwealth Country with the exception of Australia where anything goes… but really, can I let something as trivial as that… Continue reading

Meatballs, Tattoos & Swedish Dragons

This book is good I dislike vast parts of Sweden Real page turner The people there eat lots of fish Plenty of sadistic action Often drink things with names we would have trouble… Continue reading

The Bell Tolls…. for Pandas

How long can someone get by on looks alone? If there is one animal who has traded on his looks for far too long, it would have to be the Panda. OK yea,… Continue reading

Pimps, Junkies & Strippers….

Jesus, I need a better caliber of friends… Busy? I bet you are, or were or will be in a few minutes. Moments to ourselves – they’re rapidly becoming endangered, the “wired, always… Continue reading

Couching Distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa……  I can’t reach the remote control because it’s not within couching distance. When you’re a kid there is no such thing as… Continue reading

Lurking, there….right behind me…. Part 2

welcome back…. when we last left our hero….. These were the criteria and basis I used to arrive at my decision to have you crack my chest wide…. poke around, pull something out,… Continue reading