Michael, Large Hadron Colliders & Rogue T-Cells

Thanks for bearing with yesterday’s screed. Although I’ll admit, it wasn’t nearly as rant-y as I expected it to be when I started, I was pretty agitated…. Allow me to clarify a couple… Continue reading

Health Care & Unicorns…

Guess which one is proving easier for me to get a firm grip on? Distinctly bad mood up in here today – you’re forgiven if you skip today’s post and resume reading tomorrow…..… Continue reading

Health, Halloween, & Hair

Over the course of a lifetime, when you pause to smell the roses – take a moment to not only reflect on what surrounds you but also what you personally have accomplished –¬†… Continue reading

Earth Hour & The Mafia

A usual Saturday evening for me consists of laying out my church going clothes, it’s a ritual, I come straight home from Synagogue, eat some dinner then get ready for tomorrows counterpoint service…… Continue reading


The muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously………. see example…… I am a big proponent of having a hobby, but in every crowd there is always gonna be that one guy… Continue reading

Giraffe Rape Retribution

Yesterday I posted a picture of a Giraffe abusing a donkey. I apologize, it was in bad taste – I would like to say how sorry I am to the entire donkey/burrow/ass community.… Continue reading

Child Abuse & Animal Love

I feel a rant coming on….. Where do our parents get off dressing us as such little freaks when we are too young to know any better and even if we did we… Continue reading

Maximum Density & New Boobs

Earlier today we went to see Repomen at the cinema, starring Jude Law, picture Michael Cain’s younger, gayer, brother if you aren’t familiar with Jude…. and Forest Whitaker ….. the “Ghost Dog” himself,… Continue reading

Stupefying Simplicity

In these difficult economic times when at every turn we’re faced with broken government, corporate bailouts, failing health care, a widening gap between the rich and poor, unemployment, and soaring debt, what are… Continue reading

Maximum Estrogen

The birth control pill (also called “the Pill”) is a daily pill that contains hormones to change the way a woman’s body works and¬†prevent pregnancy. Hormones are chemical substances that control the functioning… Continue reading