Baby Seals & Overtime
Sometimes when I start these posts, I have no idea where I’m going…. I know big shock right…. but I don’t think I could, in good conscience still consider myself Canadian if we… Continue reading
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Grooved Plastic & Sausages
I don’t know why. It was just one of those things – I’m sure it’s happened to you. Something weird, totally unnecessary, gets in your craw and you can’t think of anything else… Continue reading
Bloody Hell…
So…..ummmmmm… did anyone bother to tell Team Canada that I have HEART Issues…….. Dearest Men, if you need inspiration or directions to the podium, yes I understand how difficult it is for men… Continue reading
Mischief, Mayhem and Soap
I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we… Continue reading
Angry Babies & Blood Work
I have been stuck more times than I care to remember, every vein has it’s own HOV lane now… I used to be the guy who went white at the thought of needles,… Continue reading
The Red Menace
Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We’ve all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs.… Continue reading
Blades, Bangles & Botulism
Never, ever, ever been a fan of the Magic that is – Ice Dancing – but, sitting here, right now, the Canadians have just posted a monster score and look poised to win… Continue reading
Give ME your Old broken Gold
So I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’ve all seen the commercials where you are invited to gather up all the excess gold you’ve got lying around, drop it into an envelope and… Continue reading
10 Reasons Why I’m Blacker Than You…
10. Every since I can remember, I have been mistaken for Shaft. 9. The whole wearing your pants low and showing your underwear phenomena was created by me, accidentally, during a belt malfunction… Continue reading
Excuse me, is that a Brain in your Pocket?
You know, if I were smarter, liked school more, understood chemistry, biology, physiology etc etc….. I would have been a brain surgeon….. stop laughing…. I have skills. A neurosurgeon studies for an absolute… Continue reading